this song is half man enough james spewing his gaslighting bullshit when nobody asked and half jessie bringing him down a peg
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'so da twoip gave me some woids an he wants me ta say em again'
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millionaihs and billionais
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straw that broke the camels back he just FLIES off the handle
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the title doesnt do this justice.
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Im galaxy brain im ascending
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Bit more awkward when the kid brings his dads porn mags and u know his mum
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'Oi r u an callum gay?' 'No!' 'Yea u are saw u blushin want some advice?'
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I want them to embrace the corniness of the genre. Wholesome meet cute n stuff
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"PECKS! Why didnt we think of that?" "Justin doesnt have defined pecks" ",,,"
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"What if he doesnt like these things?" "*hands him football tickets*"
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"I have. Such mixed feelings right now"
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He dont gotta worry tho thw whole football teams for his back :)
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Do men just generate manpain backstories in their head when they're bored?
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Tw: q slur (used as a slur), general homophobia depicted
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It means 'maybe' in russian btw
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I was legitimately in pain laughing first time i saw that
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My man shouted to the heavens
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its been so long ,,,since i last have seen my son
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This will only make sense to me ckdkdmcmf
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Of course the TRio travel too much for a car with modified hand controls
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You see meowth. When you're an enemy of the state- MDMDKCK
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Also made the bulbapedia sayin meowth eloped with glameow VERY alarming
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'Thank you for that wonderful speach about me and my partner, meowth'
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Aesthetic
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The barnsley blood has tainted me yall too mild
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Procrastinated this joke from the first chapter
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Scary
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👀
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'you might think your dick is a gift i promise its not' jim needs to hear this.
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very upset rn
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😢 uncalled for
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ooooooOOOOoooo ᵇʳᶦᵃⁿˢᵍᵃʸ ooooOOOOOOooo
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Error is interesting but also a fucked jackass there i just summed up the blog
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My feelings on the whole thing are complicated but i know i want this back
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Please dont posy generic 'sorry about clover' comments things are complicated
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Wtf
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This reaks of them making it but i hope its the fans so they can read it an laff
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MDDMDDLSLKDKCKO
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The drama. What corrie episode is this
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Remember where you came from;
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Mechanics has been meowths speciality since day 1 but jimmy got stale so yoink
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Im talkin about mareanie
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Look he was a good character back in the day its just been a rough 20 years
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I dont mean up close i mean im in pain just when its around in the air
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I dont know if chili is just Like This, we have bad chili or im like. Max White
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Whatever she mades still in the pan and theres some in the bin
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Is it meant to just linger in the air????
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Cultural quizeen
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Social commentary on point
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Wild wtf is happening
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'Historic building' its 50 years old there are people alive olde than that
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I know meowth'll die first but this joke dunt work in reverse since hes naked
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Didnt even watch alola but im feelin things
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Wayaheadaya. Ya she? I shetuo our branew shecurity shystem
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When you tie up the cat so it wont scratch u but he just fukin bites ur hand
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Thats his plan he uses fury swipes so much ppl dont see the teeth. Mind games
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Im half scottish i should know this. A failure.
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see its extra mean cos a joke like this is somat a dad would do
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She believes in the most privilaged pseudo-science shit i've ever heard.
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asjKJASKDGJSdfhsdrfj
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ahead of their time
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here you go fam
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hehe my two fav cats next to each other
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the 'you lookin fine' one genuinely got me
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i'd say i can explain the latter but i cant not make it i sound a shitpost
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quality content
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'dis intaview was a mistake'
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asogjakgjksdjgksdh
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😳
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You're welcome
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Neoshipping is only good for 'shitty stepmum cassidy' rocko jokes
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Almost every gay joke in the series is a fuckin banger
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I just started watching this asdfmovie today give me a break fndkf
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Its doesnt even do anything revolutionary it just wants to be cute jackasses
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MEMKDJCJ
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"Could you tell your son to say 'i wanna die' like this?"
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Thats what you call a cheerleeder in a disney film not an 11 y old semfmv
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I feel like he has justt enough self awareness to make this joke about himself
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The trumped gun one is SUCH a close second
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Last one sndkfkfo
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God can i produce ANY content that isnt cursed
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He fights his urge to rant over how bad it is and his not wanting to overshare
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Big mood for looking back on your past sen
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GOD SORRY
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Gotta Look Normal Gotta Look Normal. I have never mastee baited in my life
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Sans is an honerable mentiom since he puts in the bare minimum effort
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All the admins carry disinfectant wipes with them at all times
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Meowth thinks its gross on arianas end but canges his tune for gio
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Meowth hearing gio fucked in the office earlier: i pretend i do not hear 😳
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Ya gotta make sacrafices to not be a greaseball!!!
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Megs going mad this cunts been hovering around for ages
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Part title
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i need a fanfic exploring this.
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stabs his sushi, twirls his noodles round it like spaghetti,,,
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bet he eats kitkats unbroken too. feral.
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Some place: *donates a shitton to the eca* Nilsen: *calls their leader a milf*
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'Its ergonomically better for your hands'
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The fruit loops doughnut is a symbol of the end times
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Trans pokemon just say 'ignore the pheramones' djdkd a primitive system
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'Ya know da smell dat ya use fer sex'
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When someone calls you a yank and your only defence is you're a DIFFERENT yank
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How i read this
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This is why they fuck it up so much!!!! They write everyone like themselves
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Hehe they Mad
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Pinapple joke aside this has all the best ones. 'You know who's gay? Us.'
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'Save me superguy!' 'No.' 'You're a diiiiiiiick'
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The frog joke is so stupid i fucking love it smsmmfkckc
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Snjdjcjskekkcivid
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Lmfao thats so good
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Its been a long year already lily you didnt have to call me out like that
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James: *trying to explain his catchin pikachu plan* meowth: whats his name?
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The joke well has run dry the tears well has run dry
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Ugggghhhhhhh im cursed with this burden
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look i just want the big man to be happy, no matter how that joy is delivered
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'you put a s. you put a s at da enda it' 'when?' '..oN WEEKENDS AN HOLIDAYS-'
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Lily @ lusamine in the nihilego planet in sun and moon
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I knew cilan was a lil bitch since i first saw him
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🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Srry one more
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God why do i make promises
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God i wish we had more episodes with these dumbasses b4 thorax became king
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Mlp is one of the better cartoons of the decade cos of its focus on lessons
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Bloo whinges about a show she watched well before getting a wattpad
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Why tf is he so big,,,,i always thot he was like spikes age tf????
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Watching to where and back again need more bug lad
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MMSMFMFKCMCMD dont know why this timing was so funny to me
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Thats good if i cared about mlp enough to write fics i'd so capitalise on that
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Discord is a responsible for his own decisions
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Discord is an idiot is the only good take on his character
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I only watch shows with idiot characters 😤
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Fall from grace
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What happened
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The others look into the camera like they're on the office
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The way it zooms in on his face im. This Is Good
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Yeah yeah flutterdry yeah yeah flutterage im here for flutternotact
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I. I need a minute to recover,,,,
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We stan one boy and his 6 mums
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Shes supportive while still leaving the dragon stuff to the dragons
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Father knows beast is just the entire 2nd act of lego batman hotake
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This is the exact kinda stuff i wanted when dragons became an ally to equestria
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Worzel gummage
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Teachers will blame u if u get bullied but yall act like they heros to children
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Stop making excuses for school staff being lazy and ableist.
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Cursing you all before i sleeb. You must suffer as i suffered
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Got that jojo siwa look comin in
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No shame. Same energy as meowth saying bada-bing bada-boom
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Bowler hat rainbow is something i didnt know i wanted until i had it
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aj i dont wanna say you vote trump but you're not making it easy for me
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Twilight is canceled everyone
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A friend and a boy
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That firsts pic she looks like a mum int morrisons line w a taxi waiting outside
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we did it reddit
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'Shining will pick you up soon spike, twilie needs her juice and a nap'
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LEKDKDKFKDKDKF 'look standards were different back then'
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'Alright dont gotta flex'
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Jester n echo like 'our country may be in tatters but we have red velvet'
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Well that just raises further questions about the accent
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KSGdgkjKDG the fucking animation is getting to me
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Embarassin him in front of the hoes smh. Deres a hierarchy, dig?
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Meowth becomes determined to learn rp to redeem himself
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It was meant to be a moral thing but it just destroyed what little they had left
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Just stop. Stop. Gee ore big man.
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At least im not the only one who's overthought this
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'Only i can say it.'
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Its so fuckin funny meowth just does not take him seriously as owt but a nutcase
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'Stay👏in👏yer👏fuckin'👏lane'
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If you're such an expert on pokemon language lets hear it.
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D'write a unovaau fic laughin at him if i could be arsed watchin more of his eps
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Twinkie sounds like a tumblr term
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Sis why tf are you going abroad now
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Spike is best boi i will fucking FIGHT the bronies who hate him
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Objectively i think they're both equally fine but this affects my enjoyment
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Anyways back on this (i googled this scene again)
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Do i make a joke about cancelling him or his screwed prioreties here
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Peak straight guy. This is channeling human meowth energy
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KELKEKEKDKDKDKFN im sorry i just. I need a moment. My sense of humour..
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Sorry
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The groupchat is a fucking nightmare im willin to bet
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Tw: murder, animal death
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Jessie is the one driving btw. Safety.
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(Tw: beastiality) *tomska voice* dont fuck that dog!
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Gotta get the boy his vitamins!
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Daddy milk
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'Meowth come look at this' 'I reduse ta engage wit dis conversation'
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Im '*clearly frantically looking around for loved one(s)*' club
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Tw: sexual abuse against animals discussed
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this is so fucking cursed im genuinely distraught i had to see this
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thats ash dancing
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his final message to the squad
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Hate this post take it
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KEMEMFKDK im sorry its just. That lit rally is how it be
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Nothing will ever top this. Ending on a banger this book
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