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'so da twoip gave me some woids an he wants me ta say em again'
millionaihs and billionais
straw that broke the camels back he just FLIES off the handle
the title doesnt do this justice.
Im galaxy brain im ascending
Bit more awkward when the kid brings his dads porn mags and u know his mum
'Oi r u an callum gay?' 'No!' 'Yea u are saw u blushin want some advice?'
I want them to embrace the corniness of the genre. Wholesome meet cute n stuff
"PECKS! Why didnt we think of that?" "Justin doesnt have defined pecks" ",,,"
"What if he doesnt like these things?" "*hands him football tickets*"
"I have. Such mixed feelings right now"
He dont gotta worry tho thw whole football teams for his back :)
Do men just generate manpain backstories in their head when they're bored?
Tw: q slur (used as a slur), general homophobia depicted
It means 'maybe' in russian btw
I was legitimately in pain laughing first time i saw that
My man shouted to the heavens
its been so long ,,,since i last have seen my son
This will only make sense to me ckdkdmcmf
Of course the TRio travel too much for a car with modified hand controls
You see meowth. When you're an enemy of the state- MDMDKCK
Also made the bulbapedia sayin meowth eloped with glameow VERY alarming
'Thank you for that wonderful speach about me and my partner, meowth'
Aesthetic
The barnsley blood has tainted me yall too mild
Procrastinated this joke from the first chapter
Scary
👀
'you might think your dick is a gift i promise its not' jim needs to hear this.
very upset rn
😢 uncalled for
ooooooOOOOoooo ᵇʳᶦᵃⁿˢᵍᵃʸ ooooOOOOOOooo
Error is interesting but also a fucked jackass there i just summed up the blog
My feelings on the whole thing are complicated but i know i want this back
Please dont posy generic 'sorry about clover' comments things are complicated
Wtf
This reaks of them making it but i hope its the fans so they can read it an laff
MDDMDDLSLKDKCKO
The drama. What corrie episode is this
Remember where you came from;
Mechanics has been meowths speciality since day 1 but jimmy got stale so yoink
Im talkin about mareanie
Look he was a good character back in the day its just been a rough 20 years
I dont mean up close i mean im in pain just when its around in the air
I dont know if chili is just Like This, we have bad chili or im like. Max White
Whatever she mades still in the pan and theres some in the bin
Is it meant to just linger in the air????
Cultural quizeen
Social commentary on point
Wild wtf is happening
'Historic building' its 50 years old there are people alive olde than that
I know meowth'll die first but this joke dunt work in reverse since hes naked
Didnt even watch alola but im feelin things
Wayaheadaya. Ya she? I shetuo our branew shecurity shystem
When you tie up the cat so it wont scratch u but he just fukin bites ur hand
Thats his plan he uses fury swipes so much ppl dont see the teeth. Mind games
Im half scottish i should know this. A failure.
see its extra mean cos a joke like this is somat a dad would do
She believes in the most privilaged pseudo-science shit i've ever heard.
asjKJASKDGJSdfhsdrfj
ahead of their time
here you go fam
hehe my two fav cats next to each other
the 'you lookin fine' one genuinely got me
i'd say i can explain the latter but i cant not make it i sound a shitpost
quality content
'dis intaview was a mistake'
asogjakgjksdjgksdh
😳
You're welcome
Neoshipping is only good for 'shitty stepmum cassidy' rocko jokes
Almost every gay joke in the series is a fuckin banger
I just started watching this asdfmovie today give me a break fndkf
Its doesnt even do anything revolutionary it just wants to be cute jackasses
MEMKDJCJ
"Could you tell your son to say 'i wanna die' like this?"
Thats what you call a cheerleeder in a disney film not an 11 y old semfmv
I feel like he has justt enough self awareness to make this joke about himself
The trumped gun one is SUCH a close second
Last one sndkfkfo
God can i produce ANY content that isnt cursed
He fights his urge to rant over how bad it is and his not wanting to overshare
Big mood for looking back on your past sen
GOD SORRY
Gotta Look Normal Gotta Look Normal. I have never mastee baited in my life
Sans is an honerable mentiom since he puts in the bare minimum effort
All the admins carry disinfectant wipes with them at all times
Meowth thinks its gross on arianas end but canges his tune for gio
Meowth hearing gio fucked in the office earlier: i pretend i do not hear 😳
Ya gotta make sacrafices to not be a greaseball!!!
Megs going mad this cunts been hovering around for ages
Part title
i need a fanfic exploring this.
stabs his sushi, twirls his noodles round it like spaghetti,,,
bet he eats kitkats unbroken too. feral.
Some place: *donates a shitton to the eca* Nilsen: *calls their leader a milf*
'Its ergonomically better for your hands'
The fruit loops doughnut is a symbol of the end times
Trans pokemon just say 'ignore the pheramones' djdkd a primitive system
'Ya know da smell dat ya use fer sex'
When someone calls you a yank and your only defence is you're a DIFFERENT yank
How i read this
This is why they fuck it up so much!!!! They write everyone like themselves
Hehe they Mad
Pinapple joke aside this has all the best ones. 'You know who's gay? Us.'
'Save me superguy!' 'No.' 'You're a diiiiiiiick'
The frog joke is so stupid i fucking love it smsmmfkckc
Snjdjcjskekkcivid
Lmfao thats so good
Its been a long year already lily you didnt have to call me out like that
James: *trying to explain his catchin pikachu plan* meowth: whats his name?
The joke well has run dry the tears well has run dry
Ugggghhhhhhh im cursed with this burden
look i just want the big man to be happy, no matter how that joy is delivered
'you put a s. you put a s at da enda it' 'when?' '..oN WEEKENDS AN HOLIDAYS-'
Lily @ lusamine in the nihilego planet in sun and moon
I knew cilan was a lil bitch since i first saw him
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Srry one more
God why do i make promises
God i wish we had more episodes with these dumbasses b4 thorax became king
Mlp is one of the better cartoons of the decade cos of its focus on lessons
Bloo whinges about a show she watched well before getting a wattpad
Why tf is he so big,,,,i always thot he was like spikes age tf????
Watching to where and back again need more bug lad
MMSMFMFKCMCMD dont know why this timing was so funny to me
Thats good if i cared about mlp enough to write fics i'd so capitalise on that
Discord is a responsible for his own decisions
Discord is an idiot is the only good take on his character
I only watch shows with idiot characters 😤
Fall from grace
What happened
The others look into the camera like they're on the office
The way it zooms in on his face im. This Is Good
Yeah yeah flutterdry yeah yeah flutterage im here for flutternotact
I. I need a minute to recover,,,,
We stan one boy and his 6 mums
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Shes supportive while still leaving the dragon stuff to the dragons
Father knows beast is just the entire 2nd act of lego batman hotake
This is the exact kinda stuff i wanted when dragons became an ally to equestria
Worzel gummage
Teachers will blame u if u get bullied but yall act like they heros to children
Stop making excuses for school staff being lazy and ableist.
Cursing you all before i sleeb. You must suffer as i suffered
Got that jojo siwa look comin in
No shame. Same energy as meowth saying bada-bing bada-boom
Bowler hat rainbow is something i didnt know i wanted until i had it
aj i dont wanna say you vote trump but you're not making it easy for me
Twilight is canceled everyone
A friend and a boy
That firsts pic she looks like a mum int morrisons line w a taxi waiting outside
we did it reddit
'Shining will pick you up soon spike, twilie needs her juice and a nap'
LEKDKDKFKDKDKF 'look standards were different back then'
'Alright dont gotta flex'
Jester n echo like 'our country may be in tatters but we have red velvet'
Well that just raises further questions about the accent
KSGdgkjKDG the fucking animation is getting to me
Embarassin him in front of the hoes smh. Deres a hierarchy, dig?
Meowth becomes determined to learn rp to redeem himself
It was meant to be a moral thing but it just destroyed what little they had left
Just stop. Stop. Gee ore big man.
At least im not the only one who's overthought this
'Only i can say it.'
Its so fuckin funny meowth just does not take him seriously as owt but a nutcase
'Stay👏in👏yer👏fuckin'👏lane'
If you're such an expert on pokemon language lets hear it.
D'write a unovaau fic laughin at him if i could be arsed watchin more of his eps
Twinkie sounds like a tumblr term
Sis why tf are you going abroad now
Spike is best boi i will fucking FIGHT the bronies who hate him
Objectively i think they're both equally fine but this affects my enjoyment
Anyways back on this (i googled this scene again)
Do i make a joke about cancelling him or his screwed prioreties here
Peak straight guy. This is channeling human meowth energy
KELKEKEKDKDKDKFN im sorry i just. I need a moment. My sense of humour..
Sorry
The groupchat is a fucking nightmare im willin to bet
Tw: murder, animal death
Jessie is the one driving btw. Safety.
(Tw: beastiality) *tomska voice* dont fuck that dog!
Gotta get the boy his vitamins!
Daddy milk
'Meowth come look at this' 'I reduse ta engage wit dis conversation'
Im '*clearly frantically looking around for loved one(s)*' club
Tw: sexual abuse against animals discussed
this is so fucking cursed im genuinely distraught i had to see this
thats ash dancing
his final message to the squad
Hate this post take it
KEMEMFKDK im sorry its just. That lit rally is how it be
Nothing will ever top this. Ending on a banger this book

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