Marissa Meyer book Of Memes

Tea (TLC)

Kai: Hey Thorne, can you make me some tea, I don't feel so good

Thorne: ok *comes back an hour later*

Kai: what took you so long? And where is my tea?

Thorne: ok so the tea is I ate all the tomatoes from the kitchen right? And so then wolf was all like "scary scary blah blah, tomatoes" and I was like "the rumor floating around the ship is that scarlet is cutting off your tomatoes supply because she thinks you don't deserve her hard work" and he was like "sad sad, blah blah blah, scarlet doesn't love me" and I was like "it seems like it buddy" and then scarlet comes in like-

Kai:.............. get the heck out of my room. AND CLOSE THE DOOR THIS TIME!