Petty Gay Jealousy

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Simon: you know Hugh, I'm so jealous of you

Hugh: what? Why?

Simon: because your husband is so much more handsome than mine

Hugh:.....

Simon: *smirks and walks away*

Hugh: oooooooh, wait come back!

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