Marissa Meyer book Of Memes

and so they said (TLC)

Things the characters would say

Cinder: IT FEELS LIKE IM GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY FOOT

Scarlet: why do people keep describing what my hair looks like to me? Like I already know it's red and it's curly. What more is there to say?

Cress: If you ever want to punch someone be sure not to put your thumb in you fist or you'll break it. I've never actually done it but i heard that somewhere soo...

Winter: My stepmom? More like stepmonster!

Iko:I have an idea! LETS DYE MY HAIR PINK RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

levena: Excuse me sir, but would you sign my petition in becoming dictator?