Tony talking to Peter and Harley: Okay kids guess what, I have a surprise for you.
Harley: Hold that thought dad. Is mom pregnant? Cauuuuse I kinda heard you guys arguing about who would tell us.
Peter: Way to ruin the surprise!
Tony: Welp my job here is done.
Peter: YAY WERE GETTING A BABY SIBLING!!!
Harley: Can we give it back and get a dog instead.
Peter:How are baby's made anyway.
Harley: Maybe if I hide it in the closet the Boggyman will get it and go away.
Peter: Oooh good idea.
Tony: Okay, my jobs not done, Friday cancel my schedule for today this might take a while.
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Spiderson and Irondad oneshots
Fanfictionfluff fluff and depending on my mood maybe more fluff IDK Not my characters not my art. Characters belong toooooo Marvel. If you don't know what it is....how ರ╭╮ರ