Things That Make Me Laugh

Moo Master Sleepover

Shay: we need pizza and popcorn and movies and drinks-

Nicole: Shay calm down we've had loads of sleepovers before

Shay: But I want this one to be special!

Nicole: sigh

Abbey: I'll order the pizza

Patricia: ok Albert

Abbey: don't fucking call me that Patrick

Shay: oh damn

Nicole: this is getting us no where ok so Abbey, go order some fucking pizza, Shay go and choose some movies and I'll come and help, and Pat Pat-

Patricia: WE CAN GET DRUNK!

Nicole: no Patty

Patricia: why not, Shay is 13 now

Shay: we could watch HSM

Abbey: guys what do u want on your pizza?

Nicole: we are not watching HSM

Patricia: beer or wine?

Abbey: Guys?

Shay: Why not?!

Patricia: I'm thinking wine

Nicole: WE'RE TOO OLD FOR IT

Shay: *gasp*

Patricia: *gasp*

Pizza guy on phone: *gasp*

Beyonce: *gasp*

Abbey: Beyonce is back again

Ariana Grande: *gasp*

Harry Styles: *gasp*

Nicole: I'm just saying

Patricia: JUST SAYING

Shay: YOU'RE NEVER TO OLD FOR HSM

Abbey: GUYS WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Nicole: we are not watching High school Musical

Shay: please

Nicole: no

Shay: please

Nicole: no

Shay: *puppy eyes* please

Nicole: fine, but only because you're being an adorable fuck

Shay: yay

Patricia: I'm thinking beer now

Abbey: WHAT FUCKING PIZZA TOPPING DO YOU WANT ON YOU'RE GOD DAMN STUPID ASS PIZZA?!

Shay: calm your tits bro

Nicole: I'll have the usual

Shay: same

Abbey: right, Patricia what do u want?

Patricia: I want the usual with beer poured all over it

Shay: um

Nicole: what...

Abbey: we'll all have the usual thanks....

Okay bye

Nicole: I feel like this was a bad idea

Shay: it's going to be great now we have high school Musical *pounces on Nic*

Patricia: fuck it, we'll drink both