Things That Make Me Laugh

My pineapple theory

So us humans call 1 pineapple a head

So if we call them a head of pineapple does this mean they could possibly have intelligence like us?

And if it's possible that they could have intelligence does this mean that they can have super intelligence?

And if they could have super intelligence does this mean that they could in slave the human kind?

And if they do would they cut off our heads and put their heads on our body's?

And if they do that is it possible for them to learn how to ride horses? Or maybe even lamas.....

So with all this we could go extinct because of heads of pineapples

So that's why we should all switch to watermelon :3