BTS OFFICIAL
•active 2 hours agoY/n❤️❤️:
hello??BTS OFFICIAL:
Hi sweetieY/n❤️❤️:
oh hey jin hyung
so did you agree with tae oppa for food??BTS OFFICIAL:
Yep
I figured it'd be best for the team considering our disaster baking session a couple days agoY/n❤️❤️:
ah, namjoon oppa told me about that
what happened??BTS OFFICIAL:
Flour fights between the maknae line,
Yoongi and Hoseok casually eating frosting in the background,
And Namjoon almost cutting himself with a whisk
A WHISKY/n❤️❤️:
how does one even manage that?
😂😂BTS OFFICIAL:
You tell me, sweetie
I thought it would be a good idea,
And I always loved cooking and baking but,
I swear the group makes me wanna bake them into something and make it go rottenY/n❤️❤️:
fair fair
but isn't that a little too cruel?BTS OFFICIAL:
Maybe, maybe not
Like, sweetie, have you seen how much of a brat Jungkook is?
I wouldn't hesitate to drop kick him out a windowY/n❤️❤️:
unfortunately,
i have seen thatBTS OFFICIAL:
So you must understand my painY/n❤️❤️:
can't say i do
i don't live with y'allBTS OFFICIAL:
Sweetie, be grateful for that
At least you don't have Taehyung begging you for food like your his parent,
and Jungkook being a man baby with only two modes and nothing in between,
And Jimin being weird af with HoseokY/n❤️❤️:
sounds fun
being alone rn is getting kinda boringBTS OFFICIAL:
Sweetie,
I have a m a z i n g patience,
But I can't handle man babiesY/n❤️❤️:
then who can??BTS OFFICIAL:
Don't know, don't care
I regret trying to get bonding moments with themY/n❤️❤️:
aweeee
you don't mean thatBTS OFFICIAL:
Well you can't tell if I'm lying or not!
You have no evidenceY/n❤️❤️:
You wouldn't be with them rn and left bts a long time ago?BTS OFFICIAL:
...
You got me there, sweetieY/n❤️❤️:
face it,
you love themBTS OFFICIAL:
Yes but I will kick 'em out the door and lock them outY/n❤️❤️:
and that's just lifeBTS OFFICIAL:
Speaking of which,
Namjoon came back from grocery shopping
Going to bake an actual cake for the group without anyone
No Namjoon whisk cuts today!
We rand out of bandaids awhile ago
***ranY/n❤️❤️:
😂😂
have fun!BTS OFFICIAL:
That I will!
Just gotta find the right playlist to blast first
Maybe I'll pick the most annoying one to get back at Jungkook for jumping me earlier
Oh the choices I have!Y/n❤️❤️:
don't get too carried away jin oppaBTS OFFICIAL:
No promises sweetie!
Bye bye nowY/n❤️❤️:
byeeeeee
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