The Secret Ballerina

You Never Gonna Have Kids!

(P.S. I take back my last statement, turns out people are reading! So sorry for this trainwreck! But on more important matters, isn't Izu cute in the photo?! But damn, I would kill Shiggy too if I was that big!)

CAL~•

Mommy finished cleaning me up after I accidentally squeezed the bottom of my cup, it was really cold on my face! Mommy even had to wipe my sunglasses!

Mommy starts eating again after I hear big thuds! I think someone fell! Should we go see if their okay?!

But before I can even move Mommy put a hand on my head. I shake my head but it won't leave! So I stop, and then my head starts shaking!!

I'm not even moving it anymore!

But as soon as I start to get dizzy, it's gone! I was gonna ask Mommy what happened when I see a grin on his face!

"You demon!!" I yell at him. What type of demon does that to a person?!

"Suuuuure!" Mommy says sarcatisscy!

"I can hear the sarcatisscy in your voice!!" I can't believe Mommy would go this low!

And then Mommy starts laughing! Does he not take this conversation seriously?!

IZU~•

Oh my gosh! This kid can't say 'sarcastically' correctly! I need to get it on video next time!

I continue laughing till I hear the kitchen door slide open.

"Who was laughing?" I hear Attention whore ask.

They can't see me or Cal from the door! The fridge is blocking us!

I start to glare holes in Denki, he better not tell them who!

"N-No one!" He says while stepping forward.

"But we heard laughter, kero!" Tsu says.

"I was on the phone..." Denki says, stepping out of my view.

"Where is your phone then?" Momo asks him.

"Ummmm... the cabinet?" Denki asks them. This bitch asked them if his phone was there!

"So if we call your phone it will be in the cabinet?!" Kiri shouts.

Why does this class always yell?!

"Ummm... How about you guys get food?" Denki tries to divert the conversation.

"Everyone's broke!" Momo states.

How the fuck?! Those are the rich people!

"Go ask another class?" Denki tries again.

"We just came from that! They all kicked us out!" Uraraka whines.

"Ask Bakugou?" I can tell this is his last option.

"He said no." Iida says. This bitch is here too I guess!

"Ha,ha,ha... How about I check the freezer?!" Finally this man has a smart plan!

I feel the cold breeze as he opens the freezer, I then hear plastic.

"Look! We have ice cream!" Denki says as he shuts the freezer.
(I accidentally wrote 'shits' instead of 'shuts'! Like that would be one embarrassing thing to do!)

"Really?! Who got ice cream?!" Tsu says excitedly.

"Yeah, we're all broke." Momo adds on.

"Maybe Bakugou! Just take it!" I then hear the kitchen door slam shut.