Letter 2: -85

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Dear Mr. Percy Jackson and Mr. Jason Grace:

     With all due respect, you guys are insufferable. My other unpleasant princess nicknames don't seem to work on you, and you have yet to refrain from calling me Elsa.

     I'm going to have to call you The Little Mermaid and Sleeping Beauty from now on. I Apollo-gize.

     Thank you so much for your wonderfully appreciated cooperation.

Sincerely Yours,
Super-Sized Leo McShizzle Valdez Bad Boy Supreme

P.S. Calypso said that you guys should seriously stop with those horrid nicknames while she's cooking because she says my ringtone is "too disturbing".

P.P.S. Thanks, Frank, for shutting up before I started having to call you Mulan. Stick Snail is so much better anyways.

Sent on My vPhone [V for Valdez]

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