Frank: quick! Pretend to be my dad to Hazel's dad! *hands Percy his phone*
Percy: *clears throat* uhhh this is... Dad Frank. Yes, the children are playing swords.... sorry, playing with swords. They're bleeding! Oh, no. They're dead. Please don't call again.
Frank: ...
Percy: sorry, I panicked.
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Percy Jackson memes
FanfictionIf I was you, I'd wanna be me, too But you probably won't, you think that you're cooler than me
