Alli is the twin sister of Doug and best friends with Stu and Phil. Alli got married had a son then they got a divorce. What happens when Tracy wants Alli to go along to Doug's bachelor party and wakes up the next morning next to her friend and crus...
I was sitting at the Police station/work waiting for my ride to be here. "Why the hell are you going if it's a bachelor party?" My friend and co worker Zach asked. "Because Tracy thinks I'll be able to control those idiots." I said and tossed my K-9 a piece of crust off my pizza. "Phil going?" Ashley asked. "Yes." I said. "Don't marry him while in Vegas." Zach said. "Fuck you." I said. I saw my brother pull up and walked out, "Sup brother." I said. "Hey Al." Doug said.
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I looked at him. "I am driving." I said. "No you're not." Doug said. I rolled my eyes and jumped in one handed, "Please tell me we're picking Phil up first." I said. "Yes. So you two can talk shit about marriage which by the way I'll be great at." Doug said. "Hi Alli." The person sitting next to Doug said said. I looked at the guy, "Who the fuck is this?" I asked putting my sunglasses on.
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Doug looked at me in the mirror, "It's Alan Tracy's brother." Doug said. Alan turned and looked at me. "We've met like five times." Alan
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"Right I remember now." I said. I saw we were at the school's parking lot. Doug was pulled up front and I had my feet settled on the window of the car.
"Thanks for picking Phil up first." I said. "Hey I know how much you two like each other and love to talk about how marriage is messed up which I would love to not hear." Doug said. "I am so talking shit about my ex husband." I said. I saw Alan with a hand up to his face. "Did you have to park so close?" Alan asked. Doug and I looked at each other then Alan. "Yeah what's wrong with that?" Doug asked. "I shouldn't be here." Alan said. "Why?" I asked. "I am not suppose to be with in 200 feet of a school." Alan said. "What?" Doug and I asked at the same time. "Or a Chuck E Cheese." Alan said.
