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Lunch Lady Shitu: Hello children
Jasper: What's on the menu?
Lunch Lady Shitu: I have healthy orgasmic- I mean- organic sandwiches along with some sour milk in a can.
Marigold: The hell is organic?!
Lunch Lady Shitu: Its the thing you're gonna pay alotta money for. Now gimme my $10. The more money I get, the more Ill be able to afford my vaginal repair surgery.
Marigold: what happened it to it.
Lunch Lady Shitu: Don't try to shove 3 dildos up your coochie at one time, kids. Or you'll have to pay for surgery to get it fixed.
Luni: Thanks for the advice.
Lunch Lady Shitu: *puts a bowl of slop and a sandwich on Luni's tray* Gimme my money
Luni: *pays and walks off* Sayonara bitch.
Steven: What's that bubbling stuffs back there?
Amethyst: Yo she might be witch boiling kids in there-
Lunch Lady Shitu: *casually lights up cigarette Volley sold to her* It's merely 3 year old chilli and where I put the leftover trash. And uh some chopped veggies.
Spinny: *whispers to Steven and smiles* She's such a good lunch lady.
Spinel: So...why is there some white stuff in there?
Lunch Lady Shitu: Just leftover sour milk. Want some?
Spinel: Sure.
Lunch Lady Shitu: *gives her a boul of chilli* Eat well child.
Spinel: Thanks...I guess. *walks to where Peridot and Lapis are sitting* For real tho is she a witch?
Peridot: *eating some of the chilli* I think so. Aquamarine told me she grows snakes in her hair when no one's around.
Lapis: Yo there's a sock in my soup-
Spinny: Hmmm....Ms. Lunch Woman, got any maple syrups?
Lunch Lady Shitu: hello there child hehehehehe
Spinny: Hiiiii
Lunch Lady Shitu: Want some sOuP?
Spinny: Nah, Ill just take some maple syrups with my crayon!
Lunch Lady Shitu: Sure sweetie. *pretend to put maple syruup in the bowl but instead pours in old caramel* Have fun sweetie.
Spinny: YEEEESSS!!! I GOT MY MAPLE SYRUPS!!!! *runs to the table*
Lunch Lady Shitu: Next.
Steven: I think I swallowed a chunk of sour milk-
Spinel: So Spinny, got your maple syrups?
Spinny: *dipping the crayon in the chilli* Yaasssss
Spinel: I think she had an orgasm doing that.
Lapis: Probably.
Amethyst: *eating chalk* Yo, ya'll should try the blue chalk. It tastes the best!! *gives one to Peridot*
Peridot: Thanks! Hey, how do you say "thanks" in the way you were talking?
Spinel: Gracias.
Peridot: Ok. Groceries for the chalk UvU
Volley: Hi guys!
Spinny: Hey Volley, how's your eye?
Volley: Doing better. I put some drugs in Pearl's chilli so I'm free to go. *smiles*
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The Most Fucked Up and Popular Kids in Preschool
HumorHmm...what would a pre-school Steven or human Spinel be like? What would a pre-school Lapis and Peridot be like? Well now ya know.
