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White: *writing 1+3=5 on the board* Ok children! Remember, Add 3 to 1, and you'll get what?
Pearl: *frantically raising hand* OOH! PICK ME! PICK ME!!!
White: Anybody?
Pearl: ME ME ME ME! I KNOW!
White: Hm... *points to Jasper* Ms. Jasper?
Jasper: Uhh....
Pearl: Please don't get this wrong...
Jasper: 8?
White: Incorrect. Whose next?
Spinel: *smoking weed with Volley* This sucks. Aye who has one of those clocks you put on your hand?
Spinny: I think they're called Hand Clocks.
Aquamarine: Hmmm.... *has watch on upside down* If I knew my numbers, this would be much easier.
Pearl: 4! THE ANSWER IS 4!!!
White: *claps* Congrats Pearl, you're not stupid!
Pearl: Yay!
White: Ok, children, I have a surprise for you before you leave today. Yellow, bring out the-
Yellow: *passed out at her desk*
White: Uh...Blue?
Blue: DANGIT YOSHI, STOP WITH THE BLUE SHELL!!
Steven: Hey Blue if you see a blue shell, let the person in behind you get in front, itll hit them instead.
Blue: That would've been helpful before I got knocked to 2nd place!!
White: *sighs* I guess I'll have to do it myself. I'll return later.
*In a few minutes, White returns with a cart of chromebooks*
Peridot: *excited* YASS! We can get on the FaceChat Net!
Sapphire: I thought it was SnapBook?
Amethyst: *eating chalk* Who cares? We can go to this site my dad watches where these people do stuff to each other! I think it's called....CornHub?
Spinny: *star eyes* I love corn!
White: No! No corn, no hub!
Amethyst: Hey Ms. White, I saw you in one of the-
White: *hands them the chromebooks* Anyways, you'll only be able to play educational games on these. I was nice enough to ask the Board of Education to lend you these. So, with that being said-
Spinel: I saw a hot frat boy waiting for your WAP.
White: *runs out the door* I knew they wanted me, I knew it!!
Aquamarine: Bloody Hell, Spinel, we could've asked her if we could get on CornHub!
Spinel: *crosses arms* Shut up, shortie. I did you guys a favor.
Volley: I mean, what are we gonna do with these anyways?
Peridot: *grins* I know EXACTLY what we could play! Ever heard of Among Us?
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LaNiña: Spinel
RespectingWomen247: Steven
MapleSyrupsOwO:Spinny
HighAsAKite: Volley
Bri'ishPixie: Aquamarine
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The Most Fucked Up and Popular Kids in Preschool
HumorHmm...what would a pre-school Steven or human Spinel be like? What would a pre-school Lapis and Peridot be like? Well now ya know.
