-Meanwhile the parents drop off their kids cuz they give no fucks about what happens when theyre alone-
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White: Ah shit here we go again...
Blue: White! Look at all the precious little children! Aren't they just precious?
White: Remember last time they came?
Blue: We'll make sure to keep Connie away from the globe this time. So hopefully she doesn't get a broken bone.
Spinny: Yee! Lezz go! *giggles and hugs and Blue* Nice to meet you!
Blue: Aww....what's your name?
Spinny: My name's Spinny!
White: Welcome to the Diamond whatever-the-hell-this-place-is Spinny. *smiles* Anyone with you?
Spinny: my sister's outside! *points to the door, where Spinel is slowly dragging her tiny black backpack inside*
White: Welco-
Spinel: Who the heck are you? Smurfette?
Blue: Uhm...I don't think so. I'm Blue Diamond. You look just adorable- OW!!!
*Blue tries to boop Spinel's nose, only to have it bit*
White:...
Spinel: Touch me and die.
Blue: Ouch...
Spinny: Yeah she got expelled from the other daycare.
White: Why?
Spinny: Because she cut off one of the boy's "dig" or whatever she said.
Spinel: It's called a dick, idiot.
Spinny: I don't get it.
Spinel: And you won't get it for a loooong time...
Steven: And I'm back!
Lapis: Hiiiii
Spinel; Oh god dammit-
Peridot: *using the phone she stole from a random teenager* I actually know what I'm doing this time! *meanwhile trying to find the password*
Connie: *spinning on the globe* Are there any games on there? *falls off the counter* OOOWWW-!!!
Peridot: No I don't think so.
Steven: Hey there, my name's Stephanie!
Blue: Steven-
Steven: Stella!
Spinny: I'm Spinny! And...can I borrow your crayon?
Steven: Which one? The fed, the one that's the color of the watery thing or the color that's the ame as the dog's throw up?
Spinny: hmm...wait what's water?
Steven:...Now that you asked I dunno.
Spinny: Well Ill just take this one. *takes red crayon and eats it* Mmm...kinda crunchy. Have any maple syrup?
Steven: I think Volley has some.
Spinny: Thanks! Come on Spins let's go get some maple syrup!
Spinel: *fighting Aquamarine*
Aquamarine: GET OFF OF ME!!!!
Spinel: What was that you said about me you little pixie shit?!
Aquamarine: What does shit mean?!
Spinel: I have no idea.
Steven: Aquamarine are you ok?
Aquamarine: Hey pink haired girl get this other pink haired girl off of me!!
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The Most Fucked Up and Popular Kids in Preschool
HumorHmm...what would a pre-school Steven or human Spinel be like? What would a pre-school Lapis and Peridot be like? Well now ya know.
