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Aquamarine: Hey pink haired girl get this other pink haired girl off of me!!
Spinny: Sissy get off the shortie.
Spinel: Ella me llamó una cogida española!
Spinny: Para ser justos, ¿no somos españolas?
Aquamarine: What are they saying?
Steven: I dunno I think they're talking differently.
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Volley: Oh hello there. Care to buy some contraban? Lighters, pills, bullets to guns, and guns themselves? I have them all in this bag.
Spinel: Pills you say? Like medicine?
Volley: Illegal drugs that a pre-schooler should'nt have but I have it anyway. Care to buy any?
Spinel: YES-
Spinny: Nope! Hi Volley I'm Spinny and this is my twin sister Spinel.
Volley: *smiles* Now to meet you two.
Spinel: Gimme my contraban-
Spinny: Say, know what this is? *holds bitten cigar in her palm*
volley: Oh thats-
Pearl: No contraban in my school!
Spinel: Dude you're literally a kid like the rest of us.
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Pearl: you shall be reported to the head of the preschool!
Spinny: D-do you have any maple syrups?
Volley: God dammit Pearl. Fuck you.
Pearl: What does that mean?
Volley: No clue.
Spinny: Does anyone have any maple syrups?
White: Whats going on here?
Pearl: Ah yes. I have something to report, Mrs White!
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-Meanwhile-
White: What's going on here?
Pearl: Mrs. White Volley is selling contraban again!
Volley: Oh screw you, Pearl.
White: To be honest I couldn't care less, but thank you Pearl.
Pearl: SUssPeND hER.
Spinel: How the hell do you get suspended from preschool?
Spinny: Same way you did.
Spinel: oh yeah...
Volley: Well I made Mrs. Yellow happy.
Pearl: Mrs. Yellow is passed out-
Volley: See? She's happy. And besides, its cheap.
Spinel: Like Pearl.
Pearl: Excuse me, I'm not cheap.
Spinel: Fine, free, whatever.
Pearl: Rude. Mrs. White do something about this contraban!!!!
White: Hm...Volley I'll give you $20 for the gun.
Volley: 30.
White: 25.
Volley: 30.
White: Fuck you. But deal. *pays*
Pearl: But it violates-
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The Most Fucked Up and Popular Kids in Preschool
HumorHmm...what would a pre-school Steven or human Spinel be like? What would a pre-school Lapis and Peridot be like? Well now ya know.
