#45- Why Am I Looking At Myself?!

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Yume-Kagami dared us to switch bodies... So, human world? Yeah, human world.

Yume: Heheh...

Fluffy: So, Yume and I are not in this. But Hope and Alpha are!

Alpha: What?!

Hope: Er...

Rin: So, what's the dare? We didn't hear.

Len: What is it now?!

Miku: Better not be anything stupid, like switching bodies or something...

Yume and Fluffy: ...

~The Next Morning~

(In Pinkie's body) Twi: Wha... My wings...! My horn...!!

(Fluttershy's body) Rainbow: Why are my wings so weak?

(In Rainbow's body) AJ: BUCKING APPLESAUCE, I HAVE WINGS.

(In Twi's body) Pinkie: Look guys! I have wings and a horn!

(Applejack's body) Rarity: I'm...! I'm an earth pony!

(Rarity's body) Fluttershy: Uh... I have a horn...

(In Luka's body) Miku: Holy leeks, my horn is gone.

(Miku's body) Luka: Holy tuna, I'm an alicorn.

Miku: You!

Luka: You!

Miku and Luka: *fighting*

(In Kaito's body) Meiko: ...

(Mei's body) Kaito: Well Mei, at least you're not an earth pony now...

Meiko: Yeah, but... This doesn't feel right.

(In Len's body) Rin: HOOOOOLLLYYYY POOOOOCCCCKKKYYYY STIIIICCCKKKKSSSSS. I HAVE LIKE, LEN'S CLOTHES AND PONYTAILS.

(Rin's body) Len: WHY AM I LOOKING AT MYSELF. AND WHY DO I HAVE SHORT SHORTS.

Rin: YOU BAKA, WE SWITCHED BODIES.

Miku: I SAID NO SWITCHING. WHY.

Yume: It was an innocent dare!

Alpha: ...

Hope: ...

Fluffy: Have you forgotten about them?

Yume: Oh...

Alpha (in Hope's body) and Hope (in Alpha's body): Yume, we will strangle you.

Yume: OH HECK NO. *runs off*

Alpha and Hope: *run after Yume*

Rin: THIS IS NOT RIGHT, I HAVE THE GUY PARTS.

Len: SHUT UPPPPPPP I HAVE NOTHING.

Rin: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT IM FLAT?!

Len: YES.

Rin: YOU FUCKING BASTARD.

Miku: TUNA GIRRRRLLLLLL.

Luka: LEEK OBESSERRRR.

Miku and Luka: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

Fluffy: I think my caps lock key broke.

Meiko: Why is everyone freaking out?

Kaito: I don't really know. Mei, why you have to wear such revealing clothes?

Twi: I can't do any magic?! Or flying?!

Fluttershy: You look like Pinkie.

Twi: And you look like Rarity.

Rarity: I'm Applejack. I'm a dirty farmer.

AJ: Hey!

Pinkie: I can fly and do magic! This is so cool! Wee~ *flies around and turns a cloud into cotton candy*

Rainbow: I can't fly fast and awesome anymore...

Fluttershy: Doesn't that mean Rainbow thinks I'm bad at flying?

Twi: Shshsshsh We won't admit that.

Fluttershy: *pout face*

Rainbow: I can't do a Sonic Rainboom now... *silently crying*

Pinkie: Aw, see what you did Yume? Now even Rainbow is crying.

AJ: This is... This is too rare. We've never seen this.

Pinkie: This is both rare and sad.

Rarity: Wow.

Twi: Can't believe I let myself get cast on by a body switching spell...

Fluttershy: It was a dare...

Len: FLAT CHEST.

Rin: SHOTA.

Miku: Well, guess I can take your tuna without any repercussions!

Luka: Nooooooooo. Then I'll eat your leek collection!

Meiko: Now I want some ice cream...

Kaito: Must... Resist... The... Urge... To drink...

Hope: YUME, WE WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL GO ALL DEMON ON YOU.

Alpha: Um, Hope? I'm in your body, and you're in mine. You can't really go demon. And oh dear lawd, that sounded sooooooo wrong.

Hope: GODDANGIT.

Yume: YOULL NEVER GET ME ALIVE.

Fluffy: This will be a long week.

Rin: BANANA SHOTA PONYTAIL SMARTASS.

Len: ORANGE STUPID BAKA BOW FLAT CHEST.

Miku: TUNA TAKO PINK BILINGUAL BITCH.

Luka: LEEK OBSESSED TEAL SNOBBISH DIVA.

Rin: WE CAN INSULT BETTER.

Len: YEAH.

Miku: SHUT UP.

Luka: NO ONE ASKED YOU TWO.

Rin: STUPID BAKAS.

Len: YEAH, YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Fluffy: My caps lock button has gone to heaven.

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