#28-Wait, I'm Seeing Double...

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Yume-Kagami dared Len over PM to clone himself. Oh boy...

Twi: Here's the spell! *plops a spell book on the table*

Len: Do I have to?!

Fluffy: Yume dared you to.

Len: Wehh...

Rin: OMG, Len is already annoying by himself. Why are we making more?!

Len: I'm right here, you know.

Rin: Who cares?! There'll be more of you here later!

Miku: Yume, must you love to torture us.

Luka: Dear Tuna Lord in the great heavenly pond above, please bestow upon us great luck. We will need it.

Meiko: Because we'll have Banana Boys running around here.

Kaito: Nuuuuuuuuuuu.

Len: Goddangit Yume.

~After some cloning spell and stuff~

Len: ...

Rin: So?

Len: I cloned myself about three times.

Rin: So... We have four Lens here?! Including you?!

Fluffy: Wait. WAAAIITT.

Len: Wh-What?

Fluffy: What, was the first thing you said when you were a pony in my book?

Len: What?

Fluffy: Answer the question.

Len: Uh...

~An hour later~

Fluffy: He's a clone.

Len Clone #1: Dammit!

Rin: OMG POSER. I MUST ATTACK.

Len Clone #1: DONT HURT ME, RIN-CHAN.

Len Clone #2: SO SORRY.

Len Clone #3: FUCK ALL OF YOU.

Len: Rin, don't you dare.

Rin: They're all so different!

Miku: What?!

Meiko: They're clones, they're supposed to be the same!

Luka: Wait, I see what Rin's talking about...

Rin: The first clone is more demanding.

Len Clone #1: DONT SAY THAT, TAKE IT BACK.

Rin: The second clone is more wimpy.

Len: What do you mean more?!

Len Clone #2: I'm sorry... Is that bad...?

Miku: Oh, for fucks sake.

Rin: And the third clone... I'm just guessing he's more of an asshole.

Len Clone #3: IMA PUNCH YOU FOR THAT.

Len: So, uh...

Fluffy: I'm so not gonna last.

Miku: Why? Oh yeah, I forgot that...

Twi: Hey, how many clones- Oh, three. Wait, four Lens...

Len Clone #1: Someone tell me why there's a horse with an ice cream cone on its head with wings here.

Len Clone #2: Um... That's an alicorn...

Len Clone #3: WE KNEW THAT, YOU IDIOT. WE DONT NEED YOU TO TELL US.

Len Clone #2: I'm sorry...

Len: For fucks sake...

Twi: ...

Fluffy: *hands Twi headache medicine*

Twi: ...Thanks.

Rin: Why Yume?! Why must you make Fluffy put Len clones here?!

Len: They're right there, you know.

Len Clone #3: YEAH, YOU LITTLE BITCH.

Rin: ...

Len: Oh, fuck dude. You made a big mistake.

Len Clone #3: What?

Rin: YOU LITTLE BASTARD, YOU CALLED ME A BITCH. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK YOURE THE BITCH. SO ILL MAKE YOU FUCKING PAY. *punches Len Clone #3 into space*

Len Clone #3: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Len Clone #2: He's going so high in the air...

Len Clone #1: Yeah, tell me how high is that.

Len: Can we just get rid of them now.

Twi: The spell lasts for two weeks.

Len: Dammit!

Rin: GOOD. THAT MEANS I GET TO PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT FUCKING BASTARD MORE.

Miku: Look, he's coming back down...

Luka: Okay, I'll play baseball with my tuna.

Meiko: Get a homerun.

Kaito: Yeah!

Rin: NO, ILL DO IT. *grabs Luka's tuna and whacks Len Clone #3 back into space*

Len Clone #3: SHHHHHHIIIITTTTTTTTTT. *flies back to space*

Len: The next two weeks won't be good.

Fluffy: *hands Len headache medicine*

Len: Thanks.

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