#70-Switching Again

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So, WolfWarrior13 dared us to switch with our EG counterparts... I'm taking Fluffle Puff's EG counterpart, don't kill me please.

~In Equestria~

EG Rainbow: WHOA. IM A PEGASUS. THIS IS AWESOME.

EG AJ: At least I have my hat.

EG Fluttershy: O-Oh... I can fly... And there's animals here...

EG Rarity: Oh my, I have magic! This is fantastic!

EG Pinkie: OH. MY. GOSH. I HAVE A PARTY CANNON. *gets on Party Cannon and rolls around the ground*

EG Rainbow: Do you guys realize what this means?

EG AJ: No...

EG Rarity: This means that our pony counterparts are in our world.

EG Fluffle: *hangs from tree*

Everyone: ...

EG Fluffle: *raspberry* (Remember she can't talk.)

EG Chryssi: She said that they're screwed.

EG Rainbow: I'm pretty sure they are...

EG Fluttershy: A-Ahm... I'm just budding in here, but where's Actual Human Twilight?

EG Pinkie: That's a good question. *long gasp* OH MY GOSH, WE COULD BE RIPPING THE FABRIC OF THE FOURTH WALL. EG TWILIGHT DOESNT KNOW ABOUT THIS STUFF YET.

EG Fluffle: *another raspberry*

EG Chryssi: It's February of 2015. The sequel to Rainbow Rocks hasn't come yet. What could possibly happen?

EG Twilight: *rubs head* Oh... What... What happened?

Dog Spike: Woof.

Discord: You know, I don't even have a counterpart...

EG Pinkie: *looks at Discord* Who's that?

EG Rainbow: Just ignore him, maybe he'll go away...

Discord: But now that the princesses have switched... Heheheheh... Idea!

EG Fluffle: *raspberry*

EG Chryssi: Now we're screwed.

~In Canterlot High School dimension, thing, Human world, idk to be honest~

Twi: You know, I'm so used to this by now.

Rainbow: Really?

Pinkie: Prove it!

Twi: Okay. *walks but bumps into pole*

Rarity: Yep. Really used to it.

Twi: I can walk at least!

AJ: *trying to get used to legs*

Twi: Okay.... How did it go again?

Spike: Left, right.

Twi: Okay, left... *bumps into Flash*

Flash: Twilight?

Twi: Ah! Hey! Um... Hi.

Fluffy: *pops from tree* HI, THIS IS OUR RELATIONSHIP, WE ARENT DOING ANYTHING WITH IT, GOODBYE. *does raspberry and leaves*

Everyone: ...

Flash: So, Twilight... Are you free this weekend?

Rainbow: WHERE IS THE SHIPPERS. FLASHLIGHT ALL THE WAYYYY.

Pinkie: ITS A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT.

Twi: *facepalm of embarrassment*

Flash: *being that awkward person that everyone is hating on*

Celestia: So... I'm a human now.

Luna: Yes, dear sister. Do you wonder what our counterparts are doing?

Celestia: Hmm... No clue.

EG Celestia and Luna: *flying in the air* LOOK AT US. WE ARE FLYING. HAHAHAHAHAHAHH WE LOOK DOWN UPON YOU PEASANTS.

***

Fluffy: And that's what happened.

Equestria: *in ruins*

Rin: That was the best story ever!

Len: No, since there wasn't any princess besides Cadence, Discord played so many pranks that Equestria is in ruins!

Rin: Like I said. BEST STORY EVER.

Fluffy and Len: *facepalm*

EG Fluffle: *blows raspberry*

Fluffy: AW, WHAT, YOU SHIP IT TOO?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME. IT WAS JUST ONE FACEPALM.

EG Fluffle: *double raspberry*

Fluffy: Are you serious. Really. Wow, I make twenty or so chapters about it and you read them and now- Okay fuck it, I really don't give a shit about it. Ship it all you want.

EG Fluffle: *bounce bounce*

Len: I missed all of that.

EG Twilight: *gasp* Spike! Look at this! There are ponies, talking ponies! One of them is a unicorn, another a pegasus!

Dog Spike: Woof.

Fluffy: Yeah, well, I'm done. *leaves*

EG Fluffle: Ship.

Rin and Len: O.O

Len: Oh my god.

Rin: What the heck.

Rin and Len: She talked.

Twi: OH MY CELESTIA, ITS MY COUNTERPART.

EG Twilight: Oh my... There's an alicorn that looks like me!

Twi: I NEED TO HANG OUT WITH HER, THEN WIPE HER MEMORY. WE CANT HAVE HER RUIN THE NEXT MOVIE.

EG Twilight: ..Huh?

Pinkie: ALL THE PARADOXES PEOPLE/PONIES. OH MY GOSHHHH.

-World Explodes-

***

Sunset Shimmer: Ah! *wakes up* Oh... Good... It was a dream...

Fluffy: *pops out from tree* Sure it was.

Sunset: What?!

Flash: What am I doing in Sunset's house?

Fluffy: HI, THIS IS OUR RELATIONSHIP, WE ARENT DOING ANYTHING WITH IT, GOODBYE. *leaves*

Sunset and Flash: ...Huh?

EG Celestia and Luna: PEASANTS. WE CAN FLY.

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