(in which we lose our shit lmao)(on another note this is why you don't stay up for three nights straight kids; you'll get woozy like hella)
Sunday, 3:58a.m.
cconfusdllama: oi romeo, romeo
cconfusdllama: why tf is u romeo and why u no with me
Bootyyyshaker9000: holy shit the angel fucking speakethsksksk
Bootyyyshaker9000: wish i was the fsskckin keybord
Bootyyyshaker9000: so that i may have the joy of feelisjsns ur tousch
Bootyyyshaker9000: ajdfjfkdkskkhf julietta
cconfusdllama: lmao dude when was the last time you slept
Bootyyyshaker9000: idk what day is it
cconfusdllama: go to sleep mate
Bootyyyshaker9000: hngffnoo >:[
cconfusdllama: rockabye baby bitch go tf to sleep
Bootyyyshaker9000: but I wanna talk w u :((
Bootyyyshaker9000: it's been,,so long,,
cconfusdllama: it's only been four days drama queen
cconfusdllama: but yeah I missed you too
Bootyyyshaker9000: uwu
cconfusdllama: you disgust me and I now fear your drunk persona
cconfusdllama: literally wtf don
Bootyyyshaker9000: uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu
cconfusdllama: You can no longer reply to this conversation.
Bootyyyshaker9000: whwhwhahh did you block mee
Bootyyyshaker9000: Imma gonna hautn you
Bootyyyshaker9000: BOO
Bootyyyshaker9000: I sCared you didn't I huehue
cconfusdllama: stop. I beg of you
Bootyyyshaker9000: h wanna see a turtle man backflipping into a toilet
cconfusdllama: not if you're the one attempting it
cconfusdllama: I don't wanna get charged for assisted murder
cconfusdllama: Donnie?
cconfusdllama: Donnie where'd you go
cconfusdllama: Don
cconfusdllama: DON
cconfusdllama: DONATELLO WTF ARE YOU DOING
Bootyyyshaker9000: :) i did it :)
cconfusdllama: ..okay at least ur still alive
cconfusdllama: Might I inquire wtf the results were?
Bootyyyshaker9000: :)
Bootyyyshaker9000: I'm gonna need about a couple dozen showers
cconfusdllama: dude, ily, but gross
cconfusdllama: what were you thinking man
cconfusdllama: actually, were you even thinking at all
Bootyyyshaker9000: as offended as I am, frankly I agree
Bootyyyshaker9000: The toilet water has sobered me
Bootyyyshaker9000: And I will be taking those showers now, goodnight
cconfusdllama: ahahahahahhah
cconfusdllama: goodnight, stinky ♡
(Hoo boi what a trip)
(If yall didn't realise these triple update titles are based on the llama song LMFAO)
(I actually doodled the toilet scene but wattpad won't let me attach the image and I had to rewrite this scene dammit)
(I posted it on tumblr tho if you wanna look lol)
(Link>> (copy and paste it lmao https://chocolateshitcookie.tumblr.com/post/617337977087180800/a-doodle-for-my-fic-an-o-n-l-i-n-e-thing-bc)
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FanfictionThe shit you end up telling strangers online is unbelievable. INCOMING MESSAGE FROM Bootyyyshaker9000... . . . "My brother just deemed Trixie as best pony. Disgusting." cover is shit and half-assed but it's by me @ 2am what do you expect ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
