soooOOo I saw a comic by HayleyB100 on tumblr and I was just like I NEED MORE SO ILL MAKE MORE. and this is me making more. halfway through writing this I remembered I don't know how babies are made either damn it. also does hop even have a dad????????????????????
Glorias Pov
"oi hop"
"yeah?"
"you know about like- the birds and the bees right?"
"what"
"like when... like... like how you... you know what sex is?"
I hear a loud ass thump and turn around to see hop and his gaming chair on the ground
"i know how babys are made.." he mutters while getting off of the floor.
"okay well... I have a plan :)"
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third person pov now
Gloria is hiding in a bush with her rotom phone while trying to convince hop to do the epic prank
"why do I have to do it??"
"because all I do is make sex jokes they'll know I'm faking!"
"ughhHHHhh" he says and walks up to gordie
"something the matter hop?"
"uh, I was just wondering how babies are made"
"uhhhhhhh.... well... I think thats a question that your mom or dad should answer..."
"why?"
"well its just that uhm just please ask someone else..." gordie says before speedwalking away
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"that was the most embarassing moment of my lifeee"
"well get ready to get more embarrassed because you're gonna have to do it again" Gloria says and pushes hop into kabu
"glo!- ahem uh hi kabu?"
"Hi hop, I just finished my morning training session."
"oh cool, gloria told me she feels bad she never trains with you"
"well you need to be well rested to train and shes always staying up much too late for a girl her age." He says and starts to walk away
"uH wait- how are babies made?"
Kabu stops in his tracks and clears his throat
"When a man and a woman are married and want to have a child together, the man inserts his seed into the woman's uterus through an act you're too young to know the details about. and then the seed fertilizes the woman's egg which then grows into a baby"
"oh"
"any questions?"
"n-nope"
"okay, if you have any questions later ask your parents."
hop sits next to gloria with a look of pure disgust in his eyes
"uh.. are you okay?"
"Its just... I never thought I would hear kabu say uterus..." Hop says and gloria wheezes while pausing the recording
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Hop and gloria are sitting on a bence together while editing their epic prank video when they see raihan walking by
"hOly shit ask raihan!!!" gloria whisper yells
"why him?? hes like a brother to me..."
"thats the point its gonna be hilarious "
Hop gets up and walks up to raihan
"hey hoppi" raihan says and waves
"how are babies made?"
"uhh how old are you?"
"you're at my house every other day and you don't know how old I am?"
"..."
"twelve raihan.. I'm twelve"
"oh.. a babies made when you fuck someone"
"whats fuck mean.."
"sex"
"what does sex mean"
"the dirty deed"
"what is the dirty deed"
"sex"
"but you just- .... thanks raihan...." Hop facepalms and sighs before leon walks up to the two of them
"what are you guys talking about?" leon asks hop
"how babies are made"
"oh..." leon looks at raihan with a panicked look
"hes pretty much a teenager.."
"raihan what the fuck did you tell him"
"he doesn't even know what sex means..."
"YOU SAID SEX IN FRONT OF HIM?"
"yeah..."
"raihan I swear to god"
Hop and gloria run away as raihan trys to explain that he knew hop knows what sex is because he overheard gloria and hop talking about their dumbass prank.
