Usually when Alastor goes on raids, it's primarily to keep in line people attempting to steal his territory. He's not a conquest type of guy, if anyone on his side wants to take territory go ahead, however he wont help. This time, a rather impressive demon manages to get him on the ropes. After a rather dicey fight with Vox, Alastor is a tad tuckered out and slightly unprepared for any other attacks, at least he didn't lose territory this time. However some guy takes the opportunity and goes for an all out attack on Alastor's territory. Alastor attempts to defend but finds that he is stronger than he had anticipated and managed to put up a good fight for Alastor. Usually when Alastor is 100 percent he finds like him rather simple to take down, as you may tell, he isn't 100 percent at the moment. After a sudden morale boost by a small crowd of thugs, they charge at him, Alastor takes this moment to flee and call for back up. He uses his power to contact any radios nearby and commands to meet up at a nearby warehouse, he gets up and starts running to the rendezvous. Alastor makes it to the warehouse and nears the door, what he was expecting was at least a small army, but all he was left with was his 2 loyal companions, Husk and Niffty, seeing this sight he was both touched and screwed,
"Husk, Niffty! Not to be one to underestimate you two but may I ask WHERE IS MY ARMY?!" He asks a tad stressed for ware
Niffty salutes, "Most of the soldiers in the area are KIA, sir!" She shouts like a soldier,
"Niffty dear, tell you about watching those soldier picture shows, you know that triggers Husker's war episodes..."
"It's fine Al, I let her watch it." Husk says looking pretty tired
"And you, sir, return home and get a good nights rest! Those bags under your eyes look so large I could fit an entire walnut in them, i'll fix you up some camomile tea when I return."
"Nah, i'm fine, I could fight -yawn-"
"Nope Husker you shall go to sleep this instant!" He begins pushing Husk to the door
As he pushes him, suddenly... the wall explodes rubble flying everywhere, Alastor pushes Husk behind him and readies himself, and the others follow suit. In a cloud of dust stands a silhouetto of a man,
"Scalamooche, Scalamooche!" He yells
Queen references aside, in the cloud of dust on yonder seems to be sparkling, the dust settles to reveal a man that's dressed similarly to a Power Ranger, but the clothing he's wearing is somehow drenched in glitter, he poses and every sudden movement he makes he flicks glitter everywhere,
"TIS I!" He screams
"YOUR GREATEST ADVERSARY YOU SHALL EVER FACE IN THE ENTIRETY AFTERLIFE, MY NAME, IS LORD SPARKLE BOTTOM!"
He strikes an extremely menacing pose, his voice is similar to that of Prince Charming from Shrek. Alastor glares at him, Husk is laughing his ass off, and Niffty looks as if she's gonna skin him alive.
"STEEL THINE SELF ALASTOR, FOR YOUR DOWNFALL IS NIGH!" Sparkle Bottom announces as he strikes a pose having more glitter flying off him
"HA HA HA HA HA! YOU GOT YOUR ASS HANDED BY THIS GUY?!" Husk says
"If I had a sufficient rest, then I could've wiped the floor with this flamboyant glitter explosion." Alastor says, pretty embarrassed
"I wish you had your powers right now, I wanna hear this bastard scream." She says sadistically
"Jesus Niff, ya have some beef with the guy in the past?"
"No, I never heard of this guy, but yeah, I have beef with him, the entire fucking cow..."
"Hot damn, what he do to get you this pissed?"
"HE'S GETTING GLITTER EVERYWHERE!!!"
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Angel With the Assist (Husk x Alastor)
FanfictionHusk, and Alastor both have crushes on each other, but are too nervous to tell each other directly, Angel see's this and (out of sheer boredom of being in the hotel all day) decides to help out here and there. Also, Niffty ships it. (Warnings!: Curs...
