(Thought this one while making chapter 3, also this story shall be in texting format)
buttwizard7518: dood u havent went out to go claim some territory i'm growing pretty concerned rn :(
buttwizard7519: cherri? cherri! hey asshole pick up the phone! and don't u think of leaving me on read! >:(
buttwizard7519: god fucking damn it... =~=
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[Half an hour later]
explodybitch47: holy shit sry dood I just found a thing called anime :O
buttwizard7519: the fucks an anime
explodybitch47: dude it's a fuckin cartoon made by the fucking japanese and i cant stop watching this shit it's like... so fucking good omg :O
buttwizard7519: look Im just asking when the fuck are u gonna go back to taking territory I ain't pressuring u but you pretty much holed urself in ur house
explodybitch47: i thing... a year >:P
buttwizard7519: a fuckin year?!?! jesus dude ur gonna be out of the game for a fucking year?! ik we lived for decades but geeze dude D:
explodybitch47: *think
explodybitch47: i'll only get out when my territory is being yoinked and besides I got a lot of that shit :V
buttwizard7519: jus concerned thought u died if someone murdered u imma shove an entire baseball bat up their ass >:V
buttwizard7519: still tho don't scare me like that say something first ;-;
explodybitch47: oh sry buddy I have an anime with a bunch of flamboyant buff men that pose a lot will that make u feel better? :)
buttwizard7519: you bet liliths massive tits it will. >:3
And then Angel spent a few weeks watching anime.
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