Hidan's Diary (PT 1)

Entry 38💕

Dear fucking stupid ass piece of paper,

AGH JASHIN, FUCK.

Today is the WORST.

Its fucking mushy lovely ugly ass valentines day.

AND I LIVE WITH HORN DOGS.

Fishy and birdy haven't even BEEN outside their room SINCE yesterday MORNING.

Tobi is—-Tobi is giving candy to everyone...

I threw it at him.

Deidara is a sack of nerves. He keeps fucking hyperventilating about this stupid ass holiday

Puppet is in his room like ALWAYS.

Kakuzu—

I don't even know where he is, but I be he is in our room being the lonely mother fucker he is.

Konan and Leader are on a date....

*sigh*

I wonder where Zetsu is...Probably feasting on corpses..

ACK, I hate this holiday, there is nothing to DO.

Im going to my room.

I wonder what Kakuzu is doing.
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I think the bastard is DATING his money. He seriously is fucking counting it. Like what the hell?

And here I am sitting on the bed doing NOTHING.

The blonde bitch isnt any fun while he is fucking nervous.

I wont even step foot in crow and sharks room.

I am not even allowed in the fucking puppets lab dungeon thing.

Tobi is too hyper

Zetsu is a CANNIBAL

the blue bitch and leader are smoochy smoochy with eachother.

And Kakuzu, is just boring as fuck And doesn't give a shit about me.

Tch, what kind of valentines day is this?

Fucking boring.

I heard blondie bought the red head something. Thats weird.

Is that what your suppose to do? Buy people things?

Hm maybe I should give Blondie as a sacrifice to jashin. Maybe Jashin will like that.

Eh speaking of that, Tobi bought Puppet and Blondie something too. I can't even believe that the bitch fuckin' bought tobi something too.

Ugh, I guess that means ill have to buy the miser something.

I guess I have money, not my money of course, fuck that. Obviously it's Kakuzu's money.

Anyway, I need to go out to the store, maybe ill buy blondie a bomb and blow it up in his fucking face.

I wonder what to get Kakuzu.

—A agitated Jashinist, Hidan