Entry 24

1.2K 76 31
                                    

Dear Paper,

I gave Kisame some sushi, but then he started mumbling some things.

He took the plate, but im pretty sure he threw it on the wall.

I heard breaking noises, fucking kisame.

Actually, Itachi is fucking him.

Also the other day I was praying, and the money grubber, was counting a the other side of the room.

THEN HE THREW HIS MONEY EVERYWHERE.

It fucking landed on my praying site. LIKE FUCK.

I think Jashin was fucking pissed while Kakuzu was fucking picking it up.

HOW DARE HE WALK IN MY PRAYER.

Fucking hell.

Oh speaking of praying.

I tried converting Tobi, but he disappeared before I could find him!

He left a note as well.

"I don't enjoy blood baths"

What the fuck does that mean?!

Has he bathed in blood?!

That actually sounds pretty cool

I need to find Tobi again so he can show me this shit.

-Your fazed Jashinist, Hidan

Hidan's Diary (PT 1)Where stories live. Discover now