Dear fucking paper,
Today has been quite fucking normal.
Normal shitty bounty hunt, fucking stupid Kakuzu, and his money. Now the bitch is sleeping, tch.
Deidara screaming at tobi, for a crap ton of reasons.
I don't know about anyone else, but Zetsu said he was getting food...
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5 minutes later
I almost skinned Zetsu.
He was in MY room, and probably trying to get revenge on the penny pincher for beating him up.
He was trying to e a t Kakuzu! Like what the fuck?
Hell no, if anybody is going to kill him, its me.
Hah, luckily I had a stash of weed killer in my bathroom because of fucking past shit.
Zetsu ran screaming and crapping his pants HAH!
Oh wait-
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3 minutes later
So apparently that fucker Kakuzu, BLAMES me, for waking him up!
Like I know old people need sleep, BUT I DIDNT WAKE HIM!
God, stupid Zetsu, leaving me for blame.
I made it out unscathed luckily, hah, Kakuzu's becoming weak heh.
Anyways, I am going to join the "chasing Tobi" shit that blondie is doing.
-Your innocent Jashinist, Hidan
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Hidan's Diary (PT 1)
FanfictionFucking Convert to Jashinism already. If reposted, tell me. No stealing, this is my original book. 🍓 Mega cringe (kinda on purpose) was made like a year ago or sum like that i forgot so like e n j o y
