Jingle Bells Parody By the Zodiac Signs
Gemini: Dashing through the mall
Gemini: Maxed out my credit card
Libra: I bought a bunch of stuff
Libra: I think I went too far
Pisces: Dashing through the snow
Pisces: I crashed into a tree
Scorpio: I woke up in the hospital with stitches on my knee
Sagittarius: Ey!
Virgo: Jingle bells, jingle bells
Capricorn: Homework comes today
Aquarius: Teachers don't care if we can't relax in the holidays
Leo: Yay!
Aries: Jingle bells, jingle bells
Cancer: I just died today
Taurus: Going to stuff my mouth with food on each and every day!
Every other zodiac sign: *stares at Taurus*
Taurus: What? I was hungry! *eats a sandwich*
Libra: *facepalms* I can't believe it.
Taurus: Says the person who maxed out their credit card.
Libra: That was for the song!
Pisces: Can we not argue right now?
Virgo: I'd hate to say this but this was very badly coordinated.
Capricorn: Agreed.
Gemini: That's because someone decided to change the topic from waking up in the hospital to homework.
Capciron: Well what else was I supposed to sing?
Scorpio: This sucks. I'm going to get a bottle of alcohol.
Aries: Sis, none of us are old enough to drink.
Scorpio: Oh yeah I forgot about that...
Aries: Yes, exactly- waIT HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING
Sagittarius: Can I at least get a bigger part?
Leo: Same here. I can't live my life knowing that I've played a minor part in some Christmas thing. Who assigned the roles again?
Gemini: My split personalities tell me that it's the author.
Leo: Who?
Me, hiding in a bush nearby: Cassie and Polly had one job.
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Sorry for wasting your time and also publishing this late. Have a (late) merry Christmas!
Peace out,
The Author uwu
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