the outsiders headcanons/imagines

random ass hcs about the guys

uHHHMMM quick note before we start: ONE THOUSAND READS???? FUCKING WHAT??? THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH LOVE YOU ALL.

- we're just going to do random shit that i had up in my brain for this chapter

- because i cannot think of anything else to do

- all of these are purely for entertainment purposes so please don't take them seriously and riot

- i'm sensitive i couldn't handle that

- ANYWAY

- HERE WE GO

- ENJOY

- darry is fucking OBSESSED with curves

- like any curvy girl immediately owns his heart (and dick)

- soda can tie a cherry stem with his tongue

- he would obviously use this to pick up girls

- "hey, wanna see somethin'?"

- THE GANG CALLS SODA LOVERBOY ON A DAILY BASIS

- "okay loverboy" is the equivalent of "okay boomer" in the curtis household

- steve is double jointed in his hands

- that's what he prides himself on

- dally likes horror/mystery novels

- pony is very fucking clumsy

- but we ALL new that

- motherfucker is tripping over air

- two bit gets real angry when he's not taken seriously

- it's SCARY

- johnny is very quick witted

- homeboy be roasting people on the daily

- pony forgets his locker combination a lot

- has been late to class because of it

- you're gonna look me in the eyes and tell me dally has never done coke before?

- he practically lives at bucks this boy has most definitely snorted the spicy flour

- soda is constantly tapping his foot

- it annoys the guys so much sometimes

- "soda, can you fucking STOP-"

- steve has the highest sex drive idc idc

- it's him, dally, johnny, soda, pony, two, darry

- darry is only last because he has to focus on keeping six dumb asses alive he doesn't have time to think about pussy

- two bit HAS to sleep in the fetal position while holding a pillow

- he cannot sleep if he is not doing that

- darry is a history buff

- "back in 1923-"

- "oh boy here goes professor darrel."

- soda has gone off on everyone before for treating him like a dumb person

- "just because i dropped out of high school doesn't mean y'all have to treat me like a child. i'm capable of doing things and thinking for myself. so get off your high horses and actually treat me like an intelligent human being."

- everyone shut the hell up after that

- steve uses sex as a coping mechanism so he has definitely cried after fucking a couple of times