Me: I've finally realized my true self-
Nootmare: No one gives a fukk
Me: EH!?
Nootmare: Wtf
Me: iM ShOwInG mY TrUe SeLf, AcCePt Me-
Nootmare: Now you're just being weird
Me: nO i'M bEiNg CaNaDiAn!
Windows Explorer: Eh?
Me: -Gaspu- CANADIANS
E V E R Y W H E R E
Nootmare: Nahh bro
Me: -chugging maple syrup-
T h e y ' r e e v e r y w h e r e
Dream Machine: Eh?
Me: H A
Nootmare: -sips juice-
Me: In y o FACE nOoTmArE
Nootmare: This world is as broken as the fourth wall-
Me: Shaddup they're fixing it right now with gorilla tape.
Construction Mcgee: Hey theres ankther crack-
Me: OH NUUUU, I MUST DO AN ESCAPEE-
Nootmare: wot-
Me: -yeets through the forth wall-
Construction Mcgee: Now theres a really big hole-
Nootmare: Fukk
Me: y o -GoTs A cAt-
Nootmare: why da fukk do u have a cat?
Me: because i loaf him.
But he's abusive :,(
Nootmare: >:)
Windows Explorer: >:)
Dream Machine: >:)
Construction Mcgee: >:)
Me: Knok knok
Windows Explorer: Whos dere?
Me: Awoo.
Kool aid man: AWOO!?-
