Me: Are you prepared to get... -dun dun dunnnnnnn-
UwU'd?!?!?!??!?!?
Killmill: Nopenopenopenopenopenope
Killer The Pillar: ;-;
Dream Machine: I'LL SAVE YOU uhhh -thinking of awesome nickname for Killer that isn't as manly as Manly Dream-
Killer the pillar: -.- -walks away-
Me: Don't worry Dream I'll help you
Dream Machine: Oh thank you
-insert thinking of nicknames-
Me: I GOT IT!!!
Dream machine: WHAT???!?!?!?
Me: FRUIT LOOPS!!! :D
Dream Machine: OMG ITS PERFECT
Nootmare: -spits out the juice he was sipping- WTF IT TOOK YOU GUYS TWO DAYS TO THINK OF THE NAME 'FRUIT LOOPS'?!??!?!?!
Me: Yes nootmare now go away or i will slap chu
Nootmare: -flicks me- (that sounds weird what should i call myself? XD) You act like a child -.-
Me: Cuz i am you jerky Turkey -flicks back-
Nootmare: dont touch me evil soccer ball
Me: then dont touch me you ugly octpus
Nootmare: vsco girl
Me: hentai octopus
Nootmare: heccing hec
Me: ugo person
Nootmare: squid
Ink blob: yes UwU
Me: rattle snake ._.
Ink: O wait-
Nootmare: Ugo snake
Me: Panda rabbit
Nootmare: nope
Me: Nope rope
Nootmare: Nopealope
Me: Nope rope nope
Nootmare: uGo LiTtLe BiTcH
Me: uGo BiG bItCh-
Errororooror: STOP YOUR ACTING LIKE CHILDREN-
Me: shaddup -shoves chocolate in Errors mouth-
Error: Omgitssuchanicedayoutsidedontyouthinksoihopeyouthinksodidyouknowthatnightmaredoesntactuallyhatedreamhesjustmadatdreamfornoreasonandyesthatmakessencewhybecauseisaidsoandifyoudisagretheniwillkillyouandinkisnotanuglylittlebitchlikeinormallysayheisheisawesomebutiwannakillhimbecausehecreatesdumbthingswannaknowhytheredumbwelltobadyournotgonnabecauseisaidso -runs away-
Everyone: O-O
Me: :/ i've just brought destruction apon the world haven't i?
Ink blob: Yes, yes you have
Me: Shaddup i never told you to talk did i?
Ink blob: well no but yes-
Me: wat- o-o
Ink blob: i said no but yes -fabulously walks away-
Me: Damn -eats a banana-
Nootmare: -sweating- ;-;
Me: Nootmare- i FrIcKeN tOlD yOu A bAnAnA cAn'T kIlL yOu, YoU lItTlE sHiT
Nootmare: BUTYOUCOULDCHOKEONITANDITMIGHTGETLODGEDINYOURTHROATANDITWOULDBEHARDTOGETITOUTANDIFITSNOTCUTUPTHENITSTENCNICLYACHOKINGHAZZARDTOKIDS-
Me: -slowly puts banana down- okay thanks now i'm never gonna eat a banana again, thanks for ruining my life
Crossy boi: -bursts in through door- LIFE IS FUN!!!
Me: No- BAD CROSS- wErE gOnNa GeT cOpYrIgHtEd-
Crosss boi: But theres no frickin music-
Me: stfu
Crossy boi: No u
Me: Fite me
Crossy boi: NOPE -tps to underswap-
Me: -tps behind him- fite me 2.0
{} {} {}
There they are.
All standing together around the stone in black
Some crying
Some with nervous laughter knowing that the cause was right beside them
Others without a care in the world because they can't afford to care
Some can't show any affection at all
It's not a choice
Me: Stfu your getting off topic!
Narrator: OH whoops ;w; -ahem-
They all sit
Waiting for someone to talk
After a few minutes of silence, at last someone speaks
"Welcome, friends and family" he says in a shushed voice
"To the funeral of Cross-" he pauses looking at the paper
"Uhm does anyone know the his last name?" He asked
Everyone faced palmed
"Dude you ruined this 'sad' moment and he doesn't have one" someone from the crowd spoke up
Everyone looked at them until someone shouted
"Stfu you murdered him!"
{} {} {}
Me: -sitting in the cardboard box that has the writing 'jail' on it becauee they can't affored to put me in jail cuz i threatend to earase them all-
Nootmare: Bitch you deserved that-
Me: yOu'Re N-n-N-n-NeXt :)
Everyone: -hears a scream- Oh sh*t-
