Friend: "What cat walks on 2 legs?"
Friend#2: "I don't know."
Friend: "Garfield. What mouse walks on 2 legs?"
Friend#2: "I don't know."
Friend: "Mickey Mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs?"
Friend#2: "Donald duck?"
Friend: "No, all ducks. Dipshit."
Friend#2: *verge of crying*
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The Joke Book
HumorThis book contains funny jokes that will make you laugh and smile!