The Joke Book

Part 171

12 very weird facts:
1. Sociologist have found the worse the economy, the longer the women's skirt are and the better economy, the shorter the skirt
2. Most of us have microscopic worm like mites named Demodex that live in our eyelashes and have claws and a mouth.
3. A group of officers is called a mess.
4. Approximately $25 million is spent each year on lap dances in Las Vegas.
5. There are around 200 corpses on Mount Everest.
6. The only letter not appearing on the periodic table is the letter "J".
7. Scientist aren't sure what color dinosaurs were.
8. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
9. When young and improvised, Pablo Picasso kept warm by burning his own paintings.
10. None of the Beatles knew how to read music.( Paul McCartney eventually taught himself.
11. If a native Hawaiian woman places the flower on her right ear, she is available.
12. Michael Jordan makes more money from nike annually that all of the nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

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