Son: "Dad, can I get a dog?"
Dad: "Not a chance."
Son: "But you got one!"
Dad: "No I didn't.."
Son: "But I heard you talking to your friends about 'your new bitch' "
Dad: "You get a dog if your mother never hears of this."
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The Joke Book
HumorThis book contains funny jokes that will make you laugh and smile!
