Mom: "Don't forget to unload the dishwasher!"
Son: "..."
Mom: " Did you finish your homework?"
Son: "..."
Mom: "We have to go to your grandmother's house for thanksgiving."
Son: "..."
Mom: " Dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next month."
Son: " You are?? OMG thank you!"
Mom: "No we're not. I just wanted to make sure you were listening to me."
Son: "That was cruel."
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The Joke Book
HumorThis book contains funny jokes that will make you laugh and smile!
