Dirk x reader

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DEDICATED TO PETALBOUNCE. The only Damn person who comments and requests
I still ask. I do custom requests too.

Dirk was playing with his Katana, in his underwear.

You would of been totally fine that your very sexy boyfriend was swinging his Katana around only in his underwear.

WOULD OF. If only they weren't Hentai underwear that had the big titty anime girls on it.

Why would he own stuff like that if he had you with..... Errrr.... Yeah you do not have big/any tits at all.

You comb your fingers through your (H/C) hair. You were jelous of thise underwear. Sighing you get up and try to be sexy. You take all your clothes off and put on just a button up shirt. You sat on the bed as Dirk came in.

"Dirk~" you said doing a kawaii pose. "Love me!" doing a Moe Moe cheek poke showing your (S/C) butt abit.

Apparently the poor anime loving strider couldn't take it and fainted from blood loss of to much nosebleeding.

You just pouted and put your clothes back on. "Humph, I guess I just wasted my sexiness for nothing."

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