Fun Stuff

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Wassup, everyone!!! It's Ned! Like Shakespeare said I'm gonna do some fun extras.

There are a few mentions of drugs, btw

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Ziniba: *accidentally hits Sinbad in the face*

Ziniba: *panics and tries to decide if she should say "are you okay?" or "I am so freakin sorry!"*

Ziniba: ARE YOU FREAKIN SORRY!

Sinbad (starting to cry): W-what?

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Teacher: Ned, I know you snuck out last night.

Ned: *play dumb!*

Ned: Who's Ned?

Ned: *not that dumb!"

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Lou: It's either yeet or be yeeted in this world.

Lafou: I am literally begging you to stop.

Ned: *runs up to Lou and smacks him in the back of the head* YEET! *runs off*

Lou: See what I mean?

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Ziniba: I am the most evil person alive!

Ned: You sleep with a teddy bear.

Ziniba: HE IS MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

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*Lou climbs through the window at 3am*

Lafou: *Gets up from chair* Where have you been?

Tony: *Hiding* *mouths "working"*

Lou: Smoking

Tony: Please make sure he gets expelled.

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Madeline: Ned, did you eat my powered donuts?

Ned: No.

Madeline: What's the powder around your mouth, then?

Ned: *panics* cocaine

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Ekua: If you kill a murder there is the same amount of murders in the world.

Genevieve: *painting her nails* kill two

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Ekua: *screaming*

Ned: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Madeline: *joins the competition*

Sinbad: Should we do something...?

Ziniba: No, I wanna see who wins.

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Everyone as (clean or edited) vines:

Lou: "aw! Stawp! You almost made me drop my croissant!"

Tony: "oh my gah! I lost my berries! I can't find my berries!"

Sinbad: "Are you smoking weed?" "No, this is a cray-" "I'm calling the police!" *types around on microwave* "I don't think-" "911 What is your emergency?"

Genevieve: "So, she called me ugly and I was like "uh, where?" and she was like "under all that makeup" and I was like "what makeup?" *wipes hand on face to show there's no makeup but it shows her lighter skin tone*

Ekua: "Welcome to T-T-T-T-TARGET!!!" *air horns*

Madeline: "How did you take down captain America?" "We shot him in the legz becauze hiz shield iz the size of a dinner plate and he iz an idiot"

Ned: "we now have a chip reader!" "Oh, really?" *pulls out dorito and sticks it in* "no, it doesn't-" "transaction completed"

Ziniba: the one where it looks like the guy is smoking but he actually is just making Mac and cheese.

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So, yeah! We're all doing great! Except Ekua has missed the last five years of internet...

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Ziniba: pop quiz: what happens when you press the brake and the pedal in a car at the same time?

Ekua: It takes a screen shot

Ziniba: ...

Ziniba: NED!

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