Me: Time for Lloyd to betray the thing he loves more than anything in this world!
Pale: His mom?
Lloyd: She left me when I was a kid so... I love her but not THAT much...
Sam: He'll betray candy!
Kai: Never thought that would happen!
Lloyd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: DaWaeKnower wants you to run into a candy shop and yell CANDY SUCKS AND SO DO YOU!
Lloyd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Sam: SAVE YOUR YELLING FOR THE CANDY! *snaps finger to teleport him*
Lloyd: Why me? *rushes into a candy shop* CANDY SUCKS AND SO DO YOU!
Cashier: Uhm.....................................................................................
Random kid: OMG! It's the GREEN NINJA!
Lloyd: I'm out! *runs away before being teleported*
Me: That was...
Lloyd: Horrible! Candy is the BEST!
Me and Sam: Not better than ice cream!
Sam: Okay! Shade's turns!
Shade: ****!
Zane: OKAY! THAT'S ENOUGH! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THIS FOR FIFTY ******* BLOODY CHAPTERS! AND ALL YOU ARE SWEARING AS **** AND JUST KEEP ON IGNORING ME AS IF I WAS **** I QUIT *******!
Me: Wow!
Sam: Eh... Ninja_Puppet wants Shade to shadow travel to the monastery and scare sensei Wu!
Shade: Doesn't sound THAT hard! *disappears*
Neuro: Never thought I would hear Zane swear!
Zane: SHUT YOUR ******* MOUTH!
Me: I think all the swearing broke him!
Kai: Jay?
Jay: Let me check!
*twenty minutes later*
Jay: Okay... turns out the swearing has done something with his system...
Kai: Can you fix it?
Jay: I think it will repair itself if he doesn't hear ANY swearing for a while...
Sam: I got this! *gives Zane earplugs*
Shade: *Reappears* That didn't go as planned...
Me: What happened?
Shade: Apparently that old man was used to people scaring him like that... he said something about my mother doing the same thing... Then he gave me a cup of tea!
Kai: Lucky!
Sam: Let's end this here! I'm SammyJSMarksoles!
Me: And I'm PurpleCherryUwU!
Me and Sam: And we'll see you soon you sweet cherries!
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
