Me: Hello everyone and welcome back to
Sam: our show TRUTH or DARE!
Jay: DID YOU SERIOUSLY INVITE HER?
Me: Yep! Say welcome to your new host SammyJSMarksoles!
Sam: Feels so good to be here with you my precious beans!
Pale: Is she calling us beans?
Sam: Yes!
Me: Let's jump right in to the first request!
Sam: Sure-Oh...
Turner: What is it?
Sam: DaWaeKnower wants you to take off your sunglasses!
Turner: Pshhh! Or what?
Me: or else she'll torture you in some kind of way... but I'm just gonna go with your threat Sam.
Turner: What?
Sam: If you don't do it I'll gender swap you again!
Turner: OKAY OKAY I'll do it! *takes off his sunglasses to reveal a pair of orange eyes*
Jay: Why would you wanna hide orange eyes?
Turner: That's not why...
Me: Then What is it?
Turner: Can someone here punch me? But please, no injury that takes long to heal!
Cole: *punches his stomach* There!
Turner: *eyes turn black* OW! **** THAT HURT!
Me: Ah, I think I've seen mini movies about people like you! Your eyes switch colour depending on your emotions right?
Turner: Yeah, orange means embarrassed, black means pain, red means angry and so on... Can I put my sunglasses back on?
Me: Well, you showed them so I guess you can.
Turner: Thank you! *puts them back on*
Me: The next request is from Ninja_Puppet! She had one truth and two dares!
Shade: Go with the dares first so we can get over with it!
Me: Okay- pff! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! *falls on the floor laughing*
Sam: What?! *reads dare* HAHAHAHAAAA! I can't believe this!
Gravis: WHAT IS IT? WHY ARE YOU TWO LAUGHING?
Me: Sh-Shade ha-have to hahah! Wear aha dress f-for five chapters HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Shade: WHAT?!
Sam: Ahand wehe get toho pick ihit!
Shade: NO NO! ******* NO! I'm NOT doing it!
Me: M-me and Sam are gonna check on the internet for a good dress! Be back later!
*an hour later*
Me: We're back!
Sam: With the perfect dress!
Shade: I AM NOT WEARING THAT THING!
Sam: To bad you'll have to wear it for the next chapter plus four.
Me: Also we might mix in another thing we'll see!
Sam: The next dare is for Neuro!
Neuro: What?
Sam: Allow the others to hypnotise you to answer 5 questions they ask!
Zane: I can do it! *takes out a watch*
Neuro: Can't be that bad right?
*five minuets later*
Zane: Okay you can start asking now!
Jay: Hmm... What's your favourite video game?
Kai: Jay, we can ask him that in his normal state!
Me: Still counts as a question!
Neuro: I avoid video games.
Jay: WHAT?
Tox: Do you talk in your sleep?
Neuro: I don't know.
Kai: Your asking him questions that he can answer normally!
Nya: Is there something with Turner you hate?
Turner: pshh! Of course no-
Neuro: That he hides his eyes.
Turner: Neuro we've talked about this!
Gravis: Why are you afraid of heights?
Neuro: I fell down a tree when I was four and almost shattered my wrist.
Jay: Ouch!
Jacob: What's your favourite music style?
Neuro: Classic.
Me: Okay Zane you can wake him up now!
Zane: *snaps finger*
Neuro: Okay, What embarrassing things did I reveal?
Jay: WHY DO YOU AVOID VIDEO GAMES?
Neuro: Cause I don't like them...
Turner: Neuro you know that that whole thing with your wrist isn't gonna happen again right?
Sam: We're just gonna jump in to the truth! Kai! If all the EMS, who would you kiss?
Kai: Skylor!
Me: Except her!
Kai: Camille, cause she's the only girl except Tox and I don't wanna kiss her cause her lips might be poisonous!
Tox: HEY!
Me: I think we're gonna end the episode here...
Sam: Remember to comment what you want your favourite character to do
Me: and we'll see you soon you sweet cherries!
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Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!