Me: Hello everyone and welcome back to
Sam: our show TRUTH or DARE!
Turner: I wanna be done with as soon as possible so just get on with it!
Me: We only have one request today and it's from *drumrolls*
Sam: DaWaeKnower! None of you can swear for ten chapters!
Lloyd: What happens if we swear?
Sam: Hmmm... maybe I'll gender swap you, or I can just ask her what she wanna do with you!
Kai: Everything is better than gender swap!
Nya: Even water?
Kai: Except that!
Sam: Anyways, you CAN swear for this chapter... BUT NOT THE NEXT TEN!
Shade: ****!
Me: Here we go again...
Zane: OMG! Give me your parents phone number now!
Shade: .....................
Sam: Since that was the only request then why don't we mess with them a little?
Me: Sure! *snaps finger to make all the children from my next generation book appear*
Sasha: What the **** happened?
Zona: Sasha!
Emerald: Ehh... guys!
Travis: DAD?!
Neuro: Turner, are you cheating on me?
Mora: What are you talking about dad?
Turner: Are you cheating on ME?
Travis and Mora: No your both our dads! Have you lost your memory?
Emerald: Dad, What the hell happened to you?
Sasha: Emerald! That's not dad! It's a woman in a dress, black hair, violet eyes and... OMG What is happening here?
Me: Welcome to this universe!
Zona: Are we in another universe?
Sam: Yep! So in this universe you don't exist and that's why your parents are acting like this!
Emerald: Is my father a girl in this?
Me: No, it was a gender swap!
Luke: So my parents aren't together?
Tox: Who's your parents?
Luke: Ash And Camille...
Ash: I have a SON?
Chloe: And a daughter!
Ash: *faints*
Me: Okay, maybe this was a bit to much...
Lloyd: Ya think?
Mia: Mom why are you wearing high heels?
May: And why is our dad wearing it too?
*after explaining everything*
Ember: Is dad a hothead in this universe too?
Kai: HEY!
Skylor: Good that you figured out she was our daughter!
Kyle: Don't forget about ME!
Sam: Like father like son...
Cole: Can all of you just take a moment and tell us who your parents are?
*ten minuets later*
Nya: May and Mia are the perfect names!
Kai: You're not considering on having them in this universe too right?
Nya: We'll see...
Turner: How can I have two children with Neuro?
Mora: Science!
Ember: Who carried you after they ******?
Zane: YOUR LANGUAGE IS JUST AS HORRIBLE AS YOUR PARENTS!
Travis: A machine!
Mora: And they didn't ****!
Neuro: Who taught my daughter to swear?
Travis: Dad... And he didn't really teach her, he just said bad words when we were younger and we heard them!
Cooper: I don't swear cause one: Bot even my parents know a bad word and two: My uncle can't even speak English properly!
Karlof: HEY!
Me: I think we should end this episode now...
Sam: Remember to comment what you want your favourite character to do
Me: and we'll see you soon you sweet cherries!
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Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
