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- chapter contains swearing-

the losers club

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trashmouthtozier: this is how i enter my house

trashmouthtozier: sup fuckers!

eddiekaspbrakk: why do you have my phone?

trashmouthtozier: fuck you that's why!

beverly_marsh: *whispers to everyone but richie and eddie*

beverly_marsh: they really are soulmates if they can finish the vines, aren't they?

birdboy: yeah

_bill.denbrough_: i wish i had someone to finish my vines ):

_bill.denbrough_: hey, i'm lesbian.

birdboy: i thought you were american

beverly_marsh: #couplegoals

olivia.smith: beverly

beverly_marsh: what's up?

olivia.smith: how do you deal with these boys whenever you text them?

beverly_marsh: i really don't know.

bevelry_marsh: it's like 4/6 do crack before they message the groupchat.

trashmouthtozier: wrong!

trashmouthtozier: i'm always doing crack.

eddiekaspbrakk: we already knew that, richard!

trashmouthtozier: plot twist - eddie turned me gay

eddiekaspbrakk: plot plot twist - richie was already gay

bevelry_marsh: um we-

b.en: anyone wanna go to the library with me?

trashmouthtozier: hold on- you're going to the library? on purpose?

mhanlon: i'll go with you. i gotta return some books anyway.

trashmouthtozier: you too hanlon?

trashmouthtozier: come on stan the man. please tell me you don't go to the library.

birdboy: sometimes i read about birds there.

trashmouthtozier: what about you, eds?

trashmouthtozier: c'mon! say no! you know better than to go to the library!

eddiekaspbrakk: i occasionally go to print out pictures to put into my school binder.

trashmouthtozier: olivia

trashmouthtozier: you're my only hope.

olivia.smith: sorry bud. i read books all the time.

trashmouthtozier: motherfucker!

georgiedenbrough: richie! don't say that!

trashmouthtozier: sorry!

georgiedenbrough: thank you! i'm innocent still.

_bill.denbrough_: if anything i think eddie is more innocent. i mean, he hasn't even dated anyone!

eddiekaspbrakk: hey! i am not innocent!

eddiekaspbrakk: i know my way around the clitoris

eddiekaspbrakk: wtf even is that??

beverly_marsh: i do not know.

_bill.denbrough_: why the fuck did you even message this groupchat, richard?

trashmouthtozier: i don't know actually-

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if anyone knows what youtuber i was quoting when eddie said he knew his way around the clitoris i'll give you a cookie!

but seriously, what is a clitoris?

~ j ♡