Hit Me Up // Jack Avery • Why Dont We

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((A/N: thoughts on the new cover?))

Val: also I've never seen so much ass in my life

Jack: it's bikini season

Val: like ass is in almost every music video ever but this time it's right in front on my face

Jack: how long are ya working there for?

Val: just a month, my last shift will be next week

Jack: have you had lunch?

Val: sir yes sir

Val: I'm on my lunch break, eating chicken wings

Val: [ugly selfie]

Val: [picture of her biting into a chicken leg]

Jack: I'm starving

Jack: and you're breathtaking btw

Val: then eat

Jack: I'm actually finished

Jack: Jonah took forever to order so when the food was within reach, I just ate it all within seconds

Jack: I'm waiting on my second helping to be served

Val: hahaha and what was so grand that you just had to gulp it down that fast?

Val: Jack?

Jack: BWAHAHA LOOKKK

Jack: [picture of Corbyn mid-scream]

Val: what crawled up his butt?

Jack: Zach got ketchup on his new shoes

Jack: Zach's pretty graceful

Jack: he literally knocked the whole bottle off the table and it casually exploded into bits of glass and ketchup

Val: who got hit?

Jack: well, I was sitting on Zach's left but it fell between him and Corbyn

Val: poor bean, he's wearing white

Jack: from head to foot

Val: I love how you took the shot in time

Jack: well I was actually telling Zach to be careful about the bottle being within range of his elbow but he was too busy telling Daniel about the fan he and I ran into on our way here

Jack: she told him to tell Daniel that his hair looked better brown

Jack: she wasn't mean about it BTW, she just had a preference

Val: I like his blonde hair

Jack: yeah but but you better like my hair more

Val: I do!

Jack: yeah yeah

Jack: anyway I warned Zach like three times but he never listened to I just readied my camera and boom perfect shot

Val: that's just mean

Val: you could've just moved the bottle

Jack: yeah but where's the fun in that?

Val: haha I guess that's true

Val: JSCK OH MY GAHHHDDDD

Jack: what is it?

Val: jack I'm DYINGGGGG

Jack: what??

Val: I can't do this anymore

Val: I give up

Jack: wait what give up on what

Val: everything

Jack: us?

Valuable: no like all the moving around

Jack: you're moving away?

Val: nooo

Val: I mean

Val: I'm on my period

Val: my dad wants me running around and packing and I just CAN'T move

Jack: so you ARE leaving?

Val: yes and no

Val: yes leaving but not like leaving leaving

Val: we're going to my aunt's house

Jack: you scared me for a second there

Jack: Corbyn just stomped to the bathroom hahaha

Jack: Jonah's taking care of the ketchup expenses

Val: I'm feeling melodramatic

Jack: you're going for the baby shower?

Val: yup

Val: I'm actually kinda excited though, I can't get my cousin out of my mind

Val: [image of newborn]

Val: isn't he adorable??

Val: I can't wait to crush his face with both my hands

Jack: babe chill, that's a newborn

Val: haha I know

Val: I'm just so excited

Jack: wait aren't you on shift at the ice cream truck?

Val: DON'T SAY ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S A BAD WORD

Jack: I'll take that as a yes

Val: I wanna go home :'(

Val: Dylan's just laughing, she's no help

Jack: just tell the boss you can't take it anymore

Val: I can't

Jack: why

Val: the guy hates me

Val: he won't listen to reason

Jack: I'm sorry but I'm glad he hates you

Val: I kinda knew you would

Val: you hate all guys

Jack: correction

Jack: guys *in your life

Val: so you hate yourself?

Jack: of course not I'm fabulous

((A/N: for those of you who are interested, I posted out a Zach fanfic called Talk To Me and you can find it on my profile. I hope you'll like it just as much as this book!))