Val: it's soooo hot
Jack: as hot as me?
Val: hotter
Jack: I'm insulted
Val: I meant the weather
Jack: doesn't make me any less insulted
Val: I'm sorry??
Jack: where are you?
Val: out
Val: actually I'm surrounded by numerous ice cream flavors
Val: but it's still hot
Jack: finally doing that summer job Dylan forced you into?
Val: yeah and guess what?
Jack: what?
Val: Dylan freaking bails on me, claiming she had food poisoning or something
Val: the worst is it's true but I'm still mad because this was all her idea and I can't leave the truck because the owner said he'd be back by the end of the day
Jack: but you're not in a swimsuit right??
Jack: just so we're clear
Val: I'm having an emotional breakdown and that's what you're prioritizing?
Jack: is that a yes?
Val: no, I'm in clothes
Jack: shorts?
Val: jeans
Jack: a hoodie?
Val: tank top
Jack: VAL!!!!1!!1
Val: I'm sorry but it's too hot to wear anything but
Val: I think I even tanned myself just by being in this sauna of a truck
Jack: that's not possible
Val: I know
Val: business is good though
Val: costumers are rolling in because of the heat
Jack: male costumers?
Val: you can't make me not serve the male species, it's bad for business
Jack: I hate you
Val: I even bought a couple of scoops for myself, it's really good
Val: a lot of these are vegan so yeah
Jack: you don't even have to pay, no one will notice a few missing cones and scoops of ice cream
Val: jack robert avery are you suggesting thievery??
Val: that rhymed ^^
Jack: maybe
Val: I'd never
Jack: you're saying you AREN'T a thief?
Val: of course I'm not
Jack: then explain why you stole my heart
Val: that was super cheesy
Jack: I have more
Val: no thanks
Jack: do you smoke weed?
Val: of course not
Jack: because weed be cute together
Val: we are together
Jack: even better
Jack: weed be cute as a married couple
Val: wow
Jack: are you Paris?
Val: yes
Jack: because Eiffel for you
Val: I should start calling you cheesehead
Jack: cheese don't leave me
Val: that's just terrible
Jack: haha I know
((early update because Jack's birthday was yesterday and because the last chapter got a lot of votes haha
Just wanna take a second to thank everyone who's taking the time to read these weird updates of mine. How'd ya find this book?))
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Hit Me Up // Jack Avery • Why Dont We
FanfictionA story in which internet celebrity Valerie Jenkins tweets out her kik messenger username and Why Don't We member, Jack Avery decides to hit her up. ▶▶▶ Jack: what if I said I was the actual jack? Val: hmm Val: I'd laugh I guess Val: or say I was Ri...
