humour (Pokemon X/Y Parody)

bonus

written by spiritofthesnorlax as a bonus chapter

Battling Lysandre:

Lysandre: aw yus my beard game hella strong

Lysandre: Mmmm yeah dat mega ring doe

Lysandre: oh yeah gotta destroy the world n stuff

Lysandre: mega gyarados use taunt!

Mega gyarados: FITE MI IRL M8 ILL BASH YE F****N HEAD IN SWEAR ON MI MUM

ESBNF: *fell for the taunt*

Ceej: hey

Ceej: ur pokemanz said a swear

Ceej: this is a children's game

Ceej: u can't do that

Lysandre: I'm the antagonist of this game with hella strong beard game I do what I want

Toastdurr: *sighs*

After battling Lysandre:

Lysandre: How could I lose ??????? My hella beard game has failed me

Lysandre: but wait

Lysandre: imma release majesticfairymoos- Xerneas and burntbaconbir- Yveltal to kill u

Ceej:

Ceej:

Ceej:

Ceej: aw snap I forgot potions

Majestic fairy moose: I WILL KILL YOU BY GIVING YOU LIFE

Calem: wait wat

Burnt Bacon Bird: ENDOFPASSIONPLAY

BBB: CRUMBLINGAWAY

BBB: IIIIIIMYOOOOOUUUUURSOURCEOFSELFDESTRUCTION

Serena: oh gOD HWAT IS THAT BIRD SINGING ITS HORRIBLE MAKE IT STOP

BBB: OOOOOBEEEYYYYYOOUUURRMASTERMASTER

BBB: MASTEROFPUPPETSIMPULLINYASTRINGS

BBB: TWISTINYAMINDANDSLASHINGYOURDREAMS

Shadis: Well sweet mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound a maJESTIC F***IgN EAGLE

BBB: that's cos I am a majestic f*****g eagle B)

Ceej: again with the swears

Ceej:

Ceej:

Calem: he doesn't even go here!