Calem: … who’s Edwardo…?
Ceej: ur mum ayyyyy
Calem:
Calem: ya ok let’s just go
>later, in the Lumiose City Lab
Sycamore: Well, hello, kids! I j-
Sycamore:
Sycamore: why aren’t you wearing pants
Ceej: why isn’t ur mum wearing pants ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Sycamore: ok
Sycamore: I’m here to give you more Pokemans.
Ceej: YOU
Sycamore: WAIT NO I WAS KIDDING
Ceej: *chants* ONE OF US, ONE OF US
Serena: *joins in chanting*
Calem: Serena what????
Serena: we all know Ceej gon’ kill us anyways
Calem: but
Ceej: *continues chanting whilst running around knocking things off the shelf*
Ceej: *steals Charmander*
Ceej: LET’S MOVE, MOVE, MOVE
>later, in the Pokémon League
Ceej: ah, this journey went by so fast! I love you, friends.
Diantha: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE
Ceej: I know people.
???: *busts down door* YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING
Ceej: UR MUM IS UNDER ARREST AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
???: …
Ceej: oh snap they still mad
???: AND ALSO FOR NOT WEARING PANTS IN A PUBLIC FACILITY
Ceej: *looks down* huh how’d that happen
???: COME WITH ME DOWNTOWN
Ceej: oh are you going to buy me a drink?
???: WH
???: NO
???: YOU’RE BEING TAKEN TO JAIL
Ceej: oh you’re the po-po
Po-po: Really? What clued you in? Maybe it was when I said “you’re being arrested”? Or was it the poLICE UNIFORM
Ceej: LOOK BRUH I CAN EXPLAIN
Po-po: TELL IT TO THE JUDGE
Ceej: CAN I TEXT THE JUDGE OR
Po-po:
Po-po: *speaking into walk-y talk-y* I’m going to need back-up from the mental health ward pronto
Narrator: Tune in next week, where Ceej escapes the police using a sombrero and a dragon, then continues on where she’s actually supposed to be. Wait, how did she even get to the Pokémon League again? I thought Fly wasn’t unlocked unt-
Toastdurr: *smashes through window* I SAID
Toastdurr: *grabs Narrator* NO
Toastdurr: *tosses Narrator out the window* FOURTH WALL BREAKS
Toastdurr: [nervous laugh]
Toastdurr: Join us next time, where I actually get a sense of humour! And remember to smile at someone today!
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humour (Pokemon X/Y Parody)
HumorCome along from the thrilling* adventure filled with Sick Memes and dated references. *boring
