humour (Pokemon X/Y Parody)

girl arrested for mass destruction

>Snowbelle City

Serena: CEEJ HEY

Ceej: what

Serena: I NEED ADVICE

Ceej: in what world would you think it would be totally sane to come to me for advice

Ceej: go ask Calem

Serena: SEE NOW THAT IS THE THING

Serena: THE THING; THAT IS IT

Serena: YEP THAT RIGHT THERE THAT IS-

Ceej: HECK

Ceej: SHUT UP

Ceej: UR SO STUPID

Serena: I think I love Calem

Ceej: well that was a twist

>in a galaxy far, far away (actually it’s just the secret Pokémon place)

Old Guy Whose Name Escapes Me: Ah, Pokémon…

OGWNEM: YOU SO FUNNY

OGWNEM: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SLAY

Calem: Uh…

Espurr: help us

Calem: I think I’ll just leave…

Serena: CALEM WAIT

Serena: *runs towards Calem*

Serena: *falls dramatically with outstretched arms, waiting for Calem to catch her*

Serena: *hits the ground*

Ceej: yep that’s the relationship between characters in this game

>after beating the gym

Ceej: YELL HEAH

Ceej: WE DID IT

Ceej: YEAH

Ceej: DORA, DORA, DORA, TH-

Ceej: wait what I do now

Calem: You challenge the Elite Four.

Calem: And, even though all primary conflict is solved, the Elite Four is there, just like in every region.

Calem: There’s nothing making you challenge it.

Calem: Oh, except for the after-game story and a touching scene where a super old guy gets to reunite with his freaking mutant Pokémon.

Ceej: *explodes Russia* what

Ok, so this is the second to last chapter

Please don’t kill me