You're there now honey

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She wanted to go for a ride in the backseat

Policeman stuffed her into the trunk

I threw a quarter right through him to join the peat

Cock sucker that silver ruins everything

Kicking the tire because I can't find the keys


"They're in here!" she shouts

A lot of good that does me now

Don't scare me like that

Dare me to take you for a Bic Mac

Listen to this I know you have the keys

Everyone knows how to hotwire


Awe we'll get you out of there

Never mind screaming

Do just tear a hole in the backseat


Trust me the ride is not free

And do I have to answer the CB

Listen, holy shit you did it!

"Killer I wanted a ride in the backseat"


You're there now honey

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