Three points over

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Things have gotten messy yay

Playing me like a child who needed his game

I am all partied out so I'll clean the floor with her rag

Nasty bar stars I'll toss my weights right through your poling

Darn now you must clean the stage  

Up get baby

Slip on that mop top

Taste the Chlorine bleach

Right up your nose

I said ride up your hose

Straddle your blouse cleaning the stage floor


Say baby now you are done there take it off

I will yeah I will put it on and even go kiss the guys too

So long as you'll still kiss me after work

Tickle me pink, wrinkle me dink

Ether I think is getting to me 

Right on gotta go blow


Fuck I'm three points over

I trusted I could drink myself sober

Guys the breathalyzer disagrees

Hell they'll still drive me to where I need to be  

Ticking why complain

Shut up my record player is broken anyway

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