It might cost anywhere from $40 - $200 per month
Depends on how long you've had your license for
Then there is gas to pay on top of that
Only I rely on the methane alternator
If she needs an oil change add another $40 to that
Darling she'll be well driven parked by my ass hat
Every spring we get her new winter tires now there's a $1,000
And if she fails to spark I'll check the plug before blowing the bitch up
They failed to tell me she runs on diesel
Well god damn it I'll run the cunt on vegetable oil
Leaving her at Victoria eating hot dogs
Using marsh mellows to fill her funnel up
Yay we'll name her Victoria
Just to safe from Veronica
Giving her all that she needs
Seven years later I'll walk
