They will be missed

Chilling

They were like chalk and cheese

They hated each other and yet they pleased

They fought and cursed,

Kissed and loved,

Thought the worst,

Pushed and shoved.

She was alone and so was he

So they came together just to see

If two sad people could equal none

Their happiness shrunk, and so did the sun.

Their moods went up and down so fast

They were stuck in mud, living in the past.

They missed the tender moments they'd once shared

They avoided each other, they were awfully paired

So one night the man snuck into the shed

To see if he could off himself, sever his head

He was astounded to see his wife in his place

He screamed when he saw she was missing her face

She had beaten him to the deadly chop

She had hated her life, it had to stop

He was shocked that she had shared his thought

 Just hours ago, roughly they had fought

And then he was laughing

But the truth came blasting

He was once again sad and lonely

He stopped, and turned around slowly

And thought that his wife could use some company

So he bowed and blew her a kiss abundantly

And he said to goodbye to thin air

The gruesome loving pair